Diary of a Network Geek

I love Men's Health cooking recipes.

I got a book some weeks ago titled A Man, A Can, A Plan, A Second Helping. I meant to get the first one, but, somehow, I got the second one. It doesn't matter, because the recipes are still great and still from Men's Health.
The premise is simple, all the main ingredients for the recipes are things in cans that can stay on the shelf for a long time. This is the perfect cookbook for men, or women, on the go who don't have time to go grocery shopping every single week. With this cookbook, you can plan ahead and get cans of ingredients and leave them on the shelf for weeks until you need them.

Tonight, I made my first recipe from A Man, A Can, A Plan, A Second Helping. I made Black Gold Burritos. Since this book is still available and in print, I don't feel right listing the recipe, but, hopefully, the link to Amazon will show you what I made.
Naturally, I had a few substitutions. First, I thought I had a can of corn in the cupboard, but it turns out I had creamed corn. I drained it and used it anyway. Also, I didn't have a full cup of red peppers, so I diced up a yellow pepper and made a cup of peppers with red and yellow combined. It turned out quite well indeed. I made three burritos to eat, and three for another time, but I ran out of wheat tortillas, so I had "stuff" left over. More than enough for two more burritos, making the eight that the recipe claims to create. Either my tortillas were smaller than theirs, or they're making really huge portions that, somehow, don't spill out. Mine spilled all over the plate, but Hilda seemed to like helping me clean up, so it was all good. And, take it from me, it really was ALL good! The burritos were quick, at less than an hour to prepare and cook, and very tasty!
If the original A Man, A Can, A Plan is half as good as this one, I heartily recommend them both.

My Cool Tool submission has been featured today!

About a week ago, I sent a note to Kevin Kelly who, among other things, hosts the Cool Tools blog.  I told him about ClickBook, which I use to do all kinds of crazy, geeky stuff, including make dictionaries of constructed languages (which I forgot to include in my initial submission).
And, today, he featured my submission.  How cool is that?

So far, so good.

Over the weekend, I got an e-mail telling me that the two loans I made via Kiva.org funded.  So, that means that they routed the money through the local organizations and on to the people who need it for their businesses.  Obviously, it will be a while before that money gets put into use, but, at least they have access to it now.

You can track this process at my Kiva page, too:
http://www.kiva.org/lender/james5285

Saw this on Matt Mullenweg's blog...

LazyWeb aka Hoosgot.

Pardon me while I toot my own horn.

As of this morning, I am the number one hit on Google for the search terms "network geek".  Now, if I could just find a better way to make money off that than Google Adsense...

Well, it's cool, anyway.

Free government guidelines.

When it comes to computer security, the National Security Agency is the shiznit. Or, at least they were. I think they've sort of fallen behind a bit, as government agencies tend to do.

In any case, they have a whole website of government-level guidelines on computer security that you can download for free. So, even if they're not the cutting edge any more, they're still good guides and free.

Oh, now this is taking fandom a little too far, I think.

You can now get Star Trek themed urns and caskets. Yes, the ultimate Final Frontier for Trek fans, a casket that looks like the photon torpedo shell from the end of The Wrath of Khan and an urn for cremated remains that looks like it belongs in Jean-Luc Picard's ready room.

Okay, all geek jokes aside, that urn doesn't look half-bad!

I made caper sauce last night.

So, I tried a little experiment last night. I made caper sauce from an out-of-print cookbook titled "The Book of Light Sauces and Salad Dressings".
As you can see, it turned out rather, um, well, beige. And, I have to admit, I even added some things to make the sauce more colorful and savory. I even had to recover it from being too thin. Sadly, I couldn't find my cornstarch to thicken it with, but I did manage the same thing with some arrowroot.

So, here's the recipe that I started with and how I varied it.
2 tblspoons low-fat margarine
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1-1/4 cups low fat milk
2 tblspoons capers
2 tspoons vinegar from capers
salt and pepper

In a saucepan over low heat, melt margarine and stir in flour. Cook approximately 1 minute, stirring. Remove pan from heat and gradually whisk in the milk. Return pan to heat and slowly bring to boil. Keep whisking and continue to cook while sauce thickens. Simmer for approximately three minutes and add capers and vinegar from jar of capers. The two table spoons of capers, by the way, is about half of a four ounce jar.  Cook another minute or two, whisking the whole time. Add salt and pepper.

I served that over tilapia that I'd already broiled with lemon pepper and lime juice with a side of rice.
But, I varied the sauce by thickening it with arrowroot, as I already wrote. Also, I used light butter instead of margarine and skim milk, which may be why I had to thicken it. And, it didn't smell quite savory enough for me, so I added a dash of garlic salt and several dashes of Old Bay Seasoning. It turned out quite well, considering I'd never done a white sauce before. Next time I do it, I may just add some garam masala or curry at the same time I add the capers. I think that might make a more interesting sauce, possibly for chicken or lamb.

Of course, my dog liked it just fine the way it was when I let her lick my plate.
She's so spoiled.

Simpler is always better.

As far as I'm concerned, the simpler things are, the better. My life gets complicated enough all on its own without me getting in the way and making things worse. As an example, within the same five years, I was out of work for one year, got divorced and survived cancer. I'm almost afraid to find out what God might throw at me next.
In any case, one of the more complicated things I've done over the years is manage remote users. Under the best of circumstances, it can be a real challenge. When you consider all the ways to do it and all the tools that exist to serve these folks, well, things can get out of hand pretty quickly.

So, you can bet I perked up when I saw this article over at TechRepublic: 6 Technologies to Enhance Mobile Workers and Take the Pain Out of Managing Them. I'm not sure I agree with all their choices, or how much pain some of them take out of remote user management, but it's an interesting place to start.

I'm trying to make my life congruent with my beliefs.

It's not always easy for me to live morally and ethically. Not that I have such high standards, mind, but, well, sometimes I can be a real bastard.
Back just shortly after starting my first job, I started donating money to the Untied Way via my paycheck at work. At the time, they were running a contest to get more people to give and I won it. That wasn't my intention when I started giving, but I still enjoyed the vacation I won. A college buddy and I used that vacation to go to Los Angeles and, thanks to my free room nights I got as a benefit of working for Hyatt Hotels, stayed for a week and did a bunch of sight-seeing. One of the places we went was the Hard Rock Cafe, LA. We went because I saw a camera man wearing a letterman-style jacket from there and I just had to own one. My buddy thought it was hilarious that the motto on the front was "Love All, Serve All" because I'd gotten a degree in Marketing and was a well know bastard in college. The idea that I might server anyone, without getting compensated for it, apparently amused him quite a bit.

Well, I've grown into that jacket a bit in recent years. Especially since the divorce and surviving cancer. The older I get, the more I find myself wanting to give back a little more to the world at large.
So, when I came into a little money near the end of last year, I decided to give a little more than a third of that to various charitable causes. First, there was someone at church who was in a tight spot due to a nasty divorce. When there was a collection for her, I contributed what for me was a healthy amount. Then, too, I wrote a decent check to my church directly. Those folks really supported me when I was diagnosed with cancer and I was eager to give a little back.
I also donated some money to WordPress, which may be an odd "charity" considering how well they're doing. But, that was about putting my money where my mouth is. I love WordPress. I used to use other software to blog with, and every once in a while someone suggests others to try, but WordPress has a philosophy that I can really stand behind. That group of folks makes damn good software, and gives it away. That deserves my support, so I gave it.

Finally, in an effort to act globally, I gave some money to Kiva.org. They do micro-loans to small businesses in third-world countries. The loans may not seem like much by American standards, but they can make the difference between prosperity and despair in a small village somewhere.
You can see who I loaned to, and how their business is doing, here:
http://www.kiva.org/lender/james5285
It's a small thing, to me, but I hope it will make all the difference in the world to them.

So, in short, I'm trying to live up to the arguments I used to make in college about how society should work.  I'm trying to live my beliefs for a change.
I'm doing my best to be the change I want to see in the world.