Diary of a Network Geek

The Cemation of Sam Mcgee

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I know, you're thinking, who?
Well, today is the birthday of Robert W. Service who wrote "The Cremation of Sam Mcgee". Still in the dark? That's okay. I don't think that Mr. Service is too well known anymore. I know him because of my father. Apparently, when my father was growing up one of the things that kids in school did was memorize and recite poetry. It was a competition along the lines of a spelling bee, from what he described. In any case, the poem that he memorized was, of course, "The Cremation of Sam Mcgee". It's a gruesome little tale about a man keeping his promise to a dying friend. A promise to cremate his remains in the frozen Yukon, in Winter, during the Gold Rush. Here's a sample:

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

You can see how that might grab a young man's attention, eh? Especially, when his father introduces him to it. I have to admit, it was a real father/son bonding moment.

I grew up in a house where we were allowed to explore what I would call the darker side of our nature, but in a safe environment. When I was a kid, my Grandmother lived with us so we often talked about things like death and funeral arrangements at the dinner table. Grandma Hoffman would be more than happy to tell us that she didn't want us to spend a lot of money on her funeral and that she, in fact, simply wanted to be cremated and interred with her late husband. We discussed these things in a very "matter-of-fact" way and nothing much was made of them. I think, in part, I have my father's work with Elisabeth Kubler-Ross to thank for that. And, in retrospect, I think it helped Grandma prepare herself at the end, too, knowing that we knew what she wanted and that she was okay with dying. You know, I don't say it too often, but I have a pretty remarkable family. I may have my problems, but Mom and Dad did a pretty bang-up job with their kids. They really taught us to live well. They taught us in ways that I'm only just now starting to understand. Well, in any case, if you click on the link, you can read the rest for yourself. I think it's worth it.

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The Cubes

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Personally, I aspire to a cubicle again.
That would mean that I was working at a desk instead of a table in Storage Room B. But, I understand that some folks really resent cubicles. Those cube-farms become a kind of professional purgatory from which escape seems impossible. Or, at least, improbable. Well, if you can't make fun of your terrible and desperate professional life, what can you make fun of? So, here it is. The ultimate toy for the prisoner of the cubicle: The Cubes.
That link is to Boing Boing, who ran a story on the Cubes earlier in the week. But, if you'd like to get more information directly from the source, cut to the chase and go to CubeFigures.com and if you're already sold on the idea, you can buy them from Archie McPhee.
(Oh, and yes, there is a "Jim" figure. He's naughty. Art imitates life!)

Aw, c'mon, it's Friday, so, you know you're going to click on it sooner or later anyway.

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Cool Solutions, Again

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Well, I've got another bit up on Novell's CoolSolutions website.
This time, it's a bit of bash code to let you choose which ZEN imaging server to use based on subnet. It works for any version of the ZEN for Desktops imaging system, since it's pure bash.
For those of you who are not " in the know" bash is the Bourne Again SHell which runs on Linux and has scripting capabilities. It's pretty cool, considering that this will be the third or fourth thing I have up on Novell's site and I get another t-shirt. Wooo! And, I've turned in enough articles that I have my very own Author Profile page. Cool!
Anyhow, go look at the article and vote it up higher, eh?

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Sneaky Micro$oft

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Oh, my, but they are sneaky.
Of course, I should expect that from these folks, but, still, I fell for this one. I was checking my Hotmail account, as I sometimes do at lunch, and saw a link to an interesting news story. At least, I thought it was a news story. Instead, it turned out to be a thinly veiled advertisement for MicroSoft. The article was titled Gaming Company Gets High-Score Thanks to Innovative IT. Sounds pretty good, right? I thought so too, so I clicked on it. SUCKER!
What this actually links to is a "case study" that "is intended to provide real-world examples of IT solutions. Case studies are created by Microsoft to show how IT solutions help customers meet their business needs." In other words, an ad. Plain and simple an ad for MicroSoft programming tools. Not that they have bad programming tools, mind. After all, they're about the only one's left marketing programming tools of any kind that even registers as a blip on my radar anymore. (If anyone has others that are enterprise level, post a comment!) But, I sure felt like I'd been suckered when I got to the ad.
Tricksy Hobbits.

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Smuggling Taken Too Far

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This turned my stomach when I read it.
I'm quoting the entire article from the WiredNews Furthermore collection, because it tends to scroll so fast:

Dogs and Dope

02:00 AM Jan. 06, 2005 PT Drug smuggling has gone to the dogs. Police in Colombia report that smack traffickers there cut open a half-dozen puppies' bellies, hid bags of liquid heroin inside and then sewed up the poor pooches in a plan to sneak the drugs across international borders. "The lust for money leads criminals to commit acts of great cruelty," police said. The surgical scam didn't work, though: Authorities following up on a tip found six pups with scarred bellies, and ultrasound scans revealed the contraband inside the living dogs. Vets removed the dope, and the dogs are doing fine.
-- Lewis Wallace

I cannot imagine what kind of heartless bastard could do this to a dog of any kind, much less puppies. Good lord, the idea of my poor dog just not getting enough attention makes my blood boil. Damn, but stories like this remind me how much I miss my Hildegard. Is it silly to cry over a dog? Oh, Hilda, I hope you're doing okay.

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Let It Go

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That's my new goal for the new year.
I'm no good at letting things go, to be honest. I want to hold on tight until my fingers bleed and then I just want to switch hands. Of course, I know that's not healthy for me, in any sense of the word, so I'm trying to take the advice of friends and just "let it go". It's hard, though, when I feel wronged or cheated or, even, like I just wasn't given a "fair shake", to shrug and walk away. But, it's what I should do. I know that, but...
But, I miss my dog today. The dog I begged to get. The dog I named. The dog for whom I baked home-made biscuits. The dog who often would not eat or relieve herself until I got home from work. The dog I had to carry to her crate every night. Maybe I should have fought harder for my dog. My poor Hilda. Trapped so far away. I wonder if she even understands what's going on. Probably not. I hope not. I hated letting her go. But, I was in full-on pain avoidance mode and that seemed like the best way to avoid the most pain. Now, I wonder if it was. I know I can get another dog, but I miss my Hildegard. And she's gone, but I'm having trouble letting her go.
So. So, it's a goal, this letting go. It's what I aspire to accomplish for the coming year. To take care of myself and do the things I need to do and then, in the most zen sense of it, to let it go.

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Returning to Church

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I went to church for the first time in years tonight.
It was a little different than I remember church being, but then, I expected it would be. It was nice, though. It's a program called Mercy Street, which is part of a larger Methodist church. I was raised by Baptists in the Methodist church, because there wasn't a Baptist church close to where we lived. (That's sort of like being raised by wolves, but you're not allowed to dance, BTW. My Father loves that joke for some reason.) So, it wasn't too far off from services that I'd attended before. But, it was unusual in that the entire service was designed to appeal to people that have been, well, somewhat disenfranchised by organized religion. I always got tired of the money campaigns most churches had, so, I fall into that demographic. Well, I do for other reasons, too, but I won't go there tonight. The cool thing about this place for me is that they never "pass the basket". Not at all. There's a "Carpenter's Box" in the middle of the room and people who are called to give, can and do. To the tune of, roughly, $240, 000. All with no pressure and no passing the basket. Oh, that's with under 400 members, but with an average of over 475 people attending. Yeah, more people attending than actually belong. Sort of different, isn't it?
Anyway, it was good. Church has been something that I've missed, so, I think I'll be going back. No, I know I'll be going back. I've been needing something more in my spiritual life and church is it, I think. Regular church services and regular contact with a like-minded faith community. These folks seem like they're headed down the path I would like to follow. So, yeah, it was comfortable being there. What's more, it was comforting being there. Yeah, I'll be going back.

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I am a Cream Puff

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No, really. Stop laughing! I'm serious!
Yeah, okay, I put on a tough-guy act a lot of the time, but I'm not. Really, I'm just a big coward. The other day, I got so freaked out about being alone in the house that I loaded up my .357 and put it in the electronic gun safe. (It's one that I can use a key-code to open in case of emergency.) It's sitting next to my bed. Right next to the sword. And the knives. Hmmm, I see a theme here. Now, you'd think that a guy who has all those "weapons" is some kind of maniac, right? Nope. He's a coward.
Why is he a coward? Well, why, in a nice neighborhood where there's never, ever been any trouble would a brave man need any protection like that? Right, he doesn't. I have all that stuff because it makes me feel more courageous. More noble, somehow, in spite of how odd that sounds even to me. But, it's true. I haven't been in a fight since the Fifth Grade, though I got a little roughed up in my Sophmore year in High School once for running my smart mouth. So, why have I spent so much time learning about self-defence? Why did I take a college course on karate, taught by two somewhat psycho ex-Green Beret 'Nam vets, no less? Why have I read countless books on hand-to-hand combat and knife-fighting? For pity's sake, why did I let another 'Nam vet teach me how to throw knives in the basement garage of the Hyatt Regency Chicago?!?
Simple. I wanted to make my Dad proud of me. My Dad grew up on the South Side of Chicago before and during the Depression. Yeah, he's that old. I grew up hearing phrases like "It's not how much dog there is in the fight, it's how much fight there is in the dog. Be the dog with the most fight." And, "Being tough is mental, not physical. Be more mentally tough than the next guy and you'll be okay." And, I heard stories about my Dad's time in the Army. Violent stories about bar fights and big guys named "Swede" and "Moose". Somehow from all that, I got that my Dad wanted me to be tough, not sensitive. And, really, that's what I am: a sensitive artist. Well, a wanna-be artist, at least.
So, all this time, I've been working to be something that I don't even truly understand. Along the way, I developed some calluses on both my body and my heart. I did get a little tougher, but that happens to everyone. Though, I have to admit that I'm surprised I can go for five minutes on my heavy-bag bare-knuckle, even today. Until this week, I don't think I've hardly touched a punching bag since before I moved down from Chicago. But, those calluses are still there. Sometimes, people don't understand those calluses. They think that makes me a tough guy, or a dangerous guy, but it doesn't really. Just a guy who got a little lost and confused while trying to make his Dad proud.

You know what the funny thing is? I never really had to do anything. I thought I had to do something to show my Dad that I was a man, but I didn't. Dad was always proud of me, even if I am a cream puff.

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Nostalgia

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I drove through the old neighborhood tonight.
Seeing as how I'm from the North suburbs of Chicago, it seems a little odd to me that I even have an old neighborhood in Houston, but I do. I ran down by the Galleria to take care of some errands, and go to a support group that I've been attending for the past three years. Traffic was bad on the way down, so I quickly diverted from 290 to 610 North and ran down Ella to T. C. Jester, past the old apartment, neatly avoiding a bunch of construction and an accident. Then, on the way home, they had several entrance ramps blocked off, so I zipped over to Memorial and again drove through the old neighborhood back to 610 and on to 290 and home. Home.
It felt odd driving alone through the old neighborhood, past Cavatore and Northwest Memorial where I passed my kidney stone, then going home to that empty house. I'm all at odds and ends, trying to find myself again. Lost in a city that's not mine and not able to return to a city that was, but is so different now that it will never be mine again. I'm like a fly trapped in amber. Stuck. No going forward, yet, and no going back, ever. Just stuck. I find myself on the edge of tears, but not quite able to get over the brink and let them flow. Too much to do for me to get weepy and nostalgic now. And over what? Nothing, really. Just a time that, one day, I hope I will look back on and smile. One day.

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Optical Illusions

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Okay, the Slashdot effect should be over by now...

Yeah, I saw this on Slashdot, but it's so good I don't even feel guilty for putting it up as a Fun Friday link. "It" is Akiyoshi's Illusion Page. Well, actually, it's pages. Frankly, I've always been blown away by good optical illusions and this page is the best I've ever seen. Some of these suckers give me motion sickness!

Anyway, it's a cool link and it's Friday, so go check it out!
(This was actually a lost post that I found when I updated my blog to WordPress. Cool, huh?)

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