Diary of a Network Geek

Today, More Than Ever...

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In these troubled times, we're all talking about the same thing in the same way.

I know the isolation is getting rough for all of us and it's definitely giving me more days where I feel like my brain has more in common with moldy cottage cheese than the evolutionary advantage I'm told it is. In fact, I've been trying to write this post for days. Normally, I queue up these weekly posts with plenty of time to spare, but, lately, I've been writing them closer and closer to my self-imposed morning deadline. Honestly, I know in part it's because I've been just as busy as I normally am, if not busier, but also because my creative thinking is just weak and stagnate. That's been made no better by the posts on LinkedIn telling me that "...[if] you don't come out this quarantine with: -A new skill -Your side hustle started -More knowledge you never lacked time, you lacked discipline." For one thing, that's bullshit. If you have time to do any of those things, you're unemployed and worried about finding work and healthcare, which is not conducive to actually accomplishing any of those things, or you're stealing time and resources from your employer. Either that, or you're about to be laid off because you're normally so unproductive that you have all this spare time and just needed to be able to more sufficiently hide that from your supervisor by not being seen. And, even if you aren't doing that, but for various reasons are legitimately employed and legitimately not stealing time from your employer, you may still be massively depressed because of all the chaos and fear and stress at all levels of society. Saying that we should all just get our collective shit together and magic up some of that toxic hustle that the magical thinking, next-wave, would-be Napoleon Hill's have been trying to sell us for the past decade, is about like telling a person with clinical depression they should just try to be happier. That's not how it works. If that's all it took, we wouldn't have a multi-billion dollar antidepressant medication industry. Granted, those faux inspirational messages all seem to come from marketing companies who, traditionally, make more money when they can sell people things to fix problems we don't have until the marketing companies convince us that we need to fix them, but it seems like it's been really bad the last couple of years. Really, it's just the latest "get rich quick" scheme meant to fleece the unwary and desperate. Of course, the truth there is that the only way to get rich quickly, is to sell someone else the "sure-fire method" of getting rich with little to no work. (Spoiler alert; those are all scams!)
And, for me, the added stress and strangeness of working from home has made everything seem flat and repetitive. Surely, you've noticed that all the commercials lately sound the same, right? According to the Boing Boing article titled "Every COVID-19 Commercial Is Exactly The Same", part of my challenge may be something called "semantic satiation", which is "...a psychological phenomenon in which repetition causes a word or phrase to temporarily lose meaning for the listener, who then perceives the speech as repeated meaningless sounds." And, that's officially the excuse I'm using for why it feels like nothing anyone is saying any more matters. And, that's true for news stories about the ailing economy, too. So, basically, what I'm saying here is that I feel massively overwhelmed by this entire situation, as do, I imagine, the two other people who probably still read this blog, as well as everyone else in the country. We can't keep track of what day it is, or what we should be doing, which are both signs of stress and depression, by the way. And, I seriously think that just maintaining my "day job" is impressive enough.
The thing is, the world is changing. Of course, the world is always changing, but, right now, we are all very, very aware of the fact that it's changing and that the changes are pretty much all out of our control. Honestly, that's how it is pretty much all the time, but, right now, we just can't avoid that particular truth. And, you know what? That's a really scary thing to wake up to and it's okay to be scared or whatever you may be feeling by all this. It's okay. It's okay to feel overwhelmed and like it's super hard to do anything that really matters. It's okay to just want to have a hobby that's fun and not going to result in some monetary gain. It is okay.
For me, that's been photography in the past. They way I like to do photography takes a lot of time, though, so I haven't done as much as I'd like. If you feel like you'd like to get creative and learn a little photography, for fun, but haven't known where to start, I have good news. Now you can get some free, thanks to the Photography Life YouTube channel, which has all kinds of video tutorials meant for beginners. (I do have to admit, I found them thanks to PetaPixel.)
If that's too much, then go ahead and try a game. In the past I've talked about Universal Paperclips, which is still a good choice, as it mostly runs in the background after a certain point. But, there's also a new game that looks fun, based on this article on Engadget, Who knew I'd get obsessed with a spreadsheet game?.
And, if you just need to have some soothing music in the background while you try to work, try Robert Fripp's Music for Quiet Moments series. Each is about 50 minutes of gentle, peaceful music. For something a little more unnverving, try the AI-generated music based on famous artist's original work. It's a little odd, but certainly interesting.

Finally, I'd like to share something with you that I personally find helpful and uplifting; Pema Chödrön on SuperSoul Sunday via the Oprah Winfrey Network YouTube channel. She's a fantastic Buddhist teacher and her talks and books are incredibly valuable teaching for me in "these uncertain times".

So, like I promised, things are getting weird. Next week, I'll be in the office a bit. My co-worker and I are coming in every other day, to try and help keep the potential for exposure to COVID-19 to a minimum for us. I pray that it goes well.
Check in next week to see!

This post originally appeared on Use Your Words!

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Time Distortion Under Stress

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Or, does anybody really know what time it is?

I know everyone is talking about this, but I have to constantly remind myself of the day and time. And, yes, I know this is a side effect of being do far out of my normal routine, like everyone else is, that my brain's sense of time has gone into a kind of psychological freefall. Also, it it may be a side of effect of both the isolation and the stress. I know, for instance, that some of my issues with concentration and memory are almost certainly related to the stress of working from home and the rush I went through to try and get as many people as possible able to work remotely. So, I feel confident that when my work schedule more closely resembles something that's at least regular, if not "normal" whatever that even means any more, some of those issues will be less. Of course, that sense of time dislocation and general fuzzy-headedness is the reason that I'm writing this at 10:30pm on Thursday night, when I usually write these much earlier in the day and week, queueing them up in time for Friday morning. At least I know that I'm doing the things that will generally help with long-term stress, according to this article on LifeHacker, which is keeping up with my normal, regular sessions of sitting meditation, regular phone calls to distant family, and getting back on my rowing machine, which I've neglected for far too long. I should be getting better sleep and trying to be more creatively engaged, but, well, the concentration and memory things make that difficult for me. And, I've always had some issues sleeping, more so since having had cancer back in 2007. But, I work at all that, as well as trying to cultivate and maintain a positive mental attitude, which is frustratingly difficult. Though, thanks to this article on Boing Boing about positive thinking, at least I know why I still struggle with it, and, again, I find it comforting that I'm mostly doing the things suggested in the article and video to reinforce positive thinking rather than the negative. It sure is a process though, as the arty types are fond of saying.
And, just a quick note before I share some of the more fun links. COVID-19 is still super serious and the experts all seem to agree that there are more illnesses and, unfortunately, deaths coming from this. I know initially, it looked like it was going to be no more serious than the regular flu, but at the time I write this, the deaths from COVID-19 in roughly two months already have surpassed the number of deaths from the flu in all of the 2017-2018 flu season. And, not only do many people think those deaths are under-reported, even outside of China, but we're just getting started here. If you're having a hard time with visualizing how serious this really is, this article from Stat+ has some good visualizations for the potential death toll. That's not counting, of course, the people who may suffer from long-term health issues after actually recovering from the disease. So, these numbers are why we're being asked to wear a mask in public. That and the fact that symptoms take up to two weeks to appear and during that time an asymptomatic COVID-19 patient breathing out on someone could be infecting them. In other words, when I wear a mask, it's as much about protecting those around me as it is protecting myself. Keep that in mind before you rant too much about your civil rights being infringed by a mask. Of course, some of my strong feelings about this may come from the fact that I just recently finished reading The Great Influenza, about the 1918 Spanish Flu epidemic. It's a little terrifying how similar the entire situation is to what we're facing today. (And, if you're a glutton for punishment, you can follow the daily stats in the US via Google. Again, the numbers are a little terrifying.)

Okay, now that I've got you good and worked up over something or other, here is the gentle, distracting content you actually came here for!
Just to start you off with something mellow, via Boing Boing, Muzak for Airplanes. Believe it or not, this offering from the same people who brought you soothing elevator music dates back to the 60's and is so chill I can absolutely see it keeping uneasy airline passengers calm. We aren't flying much these days, but the calm music is pretty nice background sound.
And, while you're at it, check out Isle of Calm; 6 hours of calm, soothing music from NPR.
One of the ways I generally escape the world is through books. And, regular readers, if I haven't frightened you away by now, know that I love free or cheap ebooks. It's how I roll. So, in an effort to encourage more of the world to read, here's a Lifehacker article/video on where to get free ebooks. And, if you can't find what you're looking for there, try one of the sources in this list of free ebook sites from MakeUseOf. Hopefully, between the two of them, you'll find something to take your mind of all this.

And, for the kids of all ages, there's NASA at Home, daily offerings from NASA to bring space into your home with books, videos, activities and more. There's surely something here to enlighten or entertain, all brought to you thanks to your tax dollars, so enjoy it!
For the geeks that need to do something with their hands, there's Rocky Bergen's computer papercraft models. All free to download and share. You just need to print them, score and fold them, then glue them to recreate classic computers from paper in your home. Seriously, they're pretty cool and I may have to try one, just for something different to do.

Finally, something for homeowners that are thinking about all that toilet paper we're flushing at home, via Boing Boing; the Drain Addict. A YouTube channel of a professional drain cleaner. Trust me when I tell you that if the idea of 450 videos about cleaning out blocked drains doesn't interest you, you've never had a major plumbing problem in your home. It's weirdly fascinating. (And, if you want to go right to the YouTube channel, it's here.)

So, there you go. Enjoy! See you next week with... Really, I have no idea. But there'll be something here.

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More Links For Pandemic Quarantine Distraction

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It just keeps going and going and going.

Honestly, the worst part about all this is that I've been so busy I can't even enjoy the fantastic boredom that everyone keeps complaining about. I've read all the "inspirational" and "motivational" tweets that tell me I should come out of this quarantine with a new skill or new business or, at least, a new "side hustle", but honestly, I've been so busy doing actual work and not defrauding my employer by only pretending to work from home that I just haven't had the time. Seriously, I get that their point is all the excuses about not having enough time shouldn't be an issue for all the people who are "bored" at home with nothing to do, but I really, in all sincerity, have been busier working from home in all this than I would be in the office. No joke.
But, I do still manage to find you, dear readers, links to amuse and distract in this time of fear, uncertainty and doubt. Here they are.

First, a little something for the geeks, via Boing Boing: 108 Rare and Bizarre Media Types. My fellow computer geeks, I promise you this will hit at least ONE data storage media that you've never heard of before. Utterly fascinating and, again for the geeks here, a wonderful way to spend about 35 minutes learning about more of the deep history of our profession.
Now, if you are, somehow, able to create in this climate of terror, may I suggest that you try creating a tiny 'zine? What, you may ask, is a "zine"? Excellent question. According to The Bindery blog, "[a] zine is a self-published, non-commercial print-work that is typically produced in small, limited batches." So, basically, a small, short-run, DIY magazine, of sorts. They can be pretty much whatever you want. And, if you want to save on paper and make literally small ones, as in from one sheet of paper, "Teen Zine Workshop" - Zine Instructions and Zine Template + Layout Document, both from Umami Design. You'll have to decide what goes into it, but those links give you the tools to lay a zine out and get it assembled. And, if you're hurting for ideas, you can always go back to last week's post and write some funky COVID-19 haiku!
If those two options don't strike your fancy, you can always check out David Brin's Science Fiction Recommendations to find something to read. He's an award-winning science-fiction author and a genius; just ask him! Seriously, though, he really does write brilliantly smart scifi and is an actual scientist, so, genius isn't really an unreasonable assertion. Or, if you're looking for something shorter, you can try Tor's Must-Read Speculative Short Fiction: March 2020, or the Internet Archive's collection of Amazing Stories magazine, or their collection of detective pulp magazines or their collection of fantasy pulp magazines. There may be some overlap there, but all good, free, reading material.

And, finally, again from Boing Boing, if you're worried about your food situation, here's How long you can safely keep condiments in your pantry and fridge. They reference an article off-site, but they give you the shelf life of some of the most common condiments you probably have. But, if all that is too much for you, Make Magazine has 15 Drink Recipes From Latte to Mead to help take the edge off. (I'll leave you, dear reader, to decide the appropriate alcohol content of your libations.)

And, that wraps another fun and exciting week in the COVID-19 quarantine zone! See you next week!

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Poetry in the Time of the Pandemic

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I used to write, and read, poetry, before I stopped fearing death.

That sounds a bit contradictory, but, yes, I'm actually not afraid of death. I am afraid of the pain and discomfort that generally precede death, but not the actual eventuality of my death. Somehow, that seems connected to my ability to write, poetry or other things, but whatever the reason, I haven't written more than a blog post or a single haiku, since I was diagnosed with and survived cancer. Sure, it must be related. By the way, that single haiku is:
Cars; a river of
steel and light, flowing to school.
Spring Break is over!

In 2003, when I was just getting into a year's worth of unemployment, I shared this haiku on my other blog:
Snow blinks on my screen,
red lights on the router say,
“The end is here… Now.”

I'd written that when I was working a bankruptcy and had a little too much time on my hands to think about the end of that job. It was inspired by a book titled 101 Corporate Haiku. I loved that book, and the discipline of writing haiku, even under difficult circumstances, so, it's strange to me that now, of all times, I find myself having trouble writing. I'm pleased to share, though, that others are making hay while the Sun shines, so I'm sharing with you, by way of Boing Boing, Someone made Found Poetry out of all the emails they've received about COVID-19. It's not quite corporate haiku, but, well, it's pretty good. And, since it's also National Poetry Month, and I have a dark and twisted mind, I'll also share with you H.P. Lovecraft's Poetry, and, in particular, his dark, strange poem Nemesis. It's about the strangest choice I could find to celebrate the month.
If you'd like to try writing your own poetry to celebrate, I'd definitely suggest trying haiku. A haiku is a poem of 17 syllables in three lines, usually divided into a line of 5 syllables, then a line of 7 syllables and finally a line of 5 syllables, with a seasonal word to ground the poem to nature and a "conceptual break" at the 5th or 12th syllable. A more modern variation of that is called the "lune" and is just 13 syllables, divided 5/3/5. Or if you want something with a little more elbow room to be creative, you can try the "tanka", which is 31 syllables divided into 5 lines of 5 syllables then a line of 7 syllables then a line of 5 syllables then a line of 7 syllables with a final line of 7 syllables. Personally, I find a haiku in English challenge enough!

And, of course, I have your weekly COVID-19 related content, too.
I'm not sure about anyone else, but I've been feeling the long-term stress of an event unlike any we've had in living memory. Among other things, my sleep patterns, which haven't been great the past couple years, have gotten worse. According to Slate, I'm not the only one with Coronavirus Anxiety Insomnia. If you get to the bottom of the article, there are some tips to help with it. Honestly, I think about the time I get a new schedule working and all that ironed out, we'll be back to work as normal, whatever that means any more.
Finally, if you're struggling with cooking, and are tired of the same old peanut butter and jelly sandwich, let me suggest you try some alternatives. Much to my wife's horror, one of my favorite sandwiches is peanut butter and sweet relish. Something about the sweetly sour tang of relish just really compliments the savory sweet flavor of the peanut butter. Honest. Also, peanut butter and bacon or turkey, traditionally left over from Thanksgiving, but, hey, strange times and all, have been pretty good sandwiches, too. Don't judge until you try it!

Until next week, hang in there and know that we'll get through all this together.

This post originally appeared on Use Your Words, my other blog that generally has more original content which only gets reposted here.

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And, Now, A Distraction

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I could stand to think about something else for a bit.

For the past several weeks, all we've talked about is COVID-19. Not just here on this blog, but, well pretty much everywhere. I mean, every interaction I've had with anyone for the past month to six weeks has had something to do with the novel coronavirus. So, if you're like me, you're about done talking about it for a bit. Outside of taking some pretty reasonable precautions, like washing your hands more frequently and limiting contact with others as much as possible and wearing a face mask of some kind when you absolutely have to be out with others, there's really not much that's in our control here. It's frustrating, at least for me.
So, to help deal with that frustration, this week, I'm sharing nothing but fun links to amuse and distract. I hope you enjoy them!
Let's start with Astartes - the Warhammer 40,000 fan film! It's all fan made, and broken into small parts, but it's brilliant, lovely work. If you're a sci-fi fan at all, it's worth a look.
If you're looking for something a bit longer, but maybe not a full-length movie, IO9 has five short sci-fi, fantasy, and horror films that will fit the bill. And, yes, they may be a little intense for younger viewers, but they're basically safe for work from home. And, all have high-production value and are really, really well done. Definitely worth the 12-15 minutes away from your virtual office for a break.
Next up is a somewhat more light-hearted film REBOOTED - a short film about an out of work special effect. It's cute and, again, amazingly well done. A lovely story told entirely without dialog.
And, speaking of special effects, this next film, BOX, is an art piece about the intersection of video, virtual reality and physical space. Actually, it's a little hard to explain, but it's beautiful to watch, so, please, go take a little bit and experience it.
And, to wrap things up, a YouTube channel that gives you things to actually do; PPO Papercraft videos. There are papercraft tutorials here for just about every interest. Everything from paper airplanes to origami flowers and everything in between. As a kid I was given a couple of origami books one time when I was sick and I totally fell in love with paper folding. To this day, I can make a flying crane from memory with nothing more than a gum wrapper. A lot of time inside and away from other people sounds like just the opportunity to learn some new origami forms. I encourage you to try it! It's fun!

So, there you go, some things to watch and some things to do during the quarantine. I'm not sure how many more weeks of this we're going to have, but I am sure the longer this goes on the stranger the links are I'll share.

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Apocalypse Cooking and Entertainment

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Or, dinner and a show in the time of the great pandemic.

While things are getting better, it still seems like it's going to be a little bit before the supply chain evens out. I made a grocery run earlier this week and, while it seemed like a lot of stuff was in stock, there were still a surprising number of things that were not. And, honestly, I expect that the food supply chain is going to have a hiccup or two here before we're done. All that adds up to getting a little extra creative with our meal planning and cooking.
Last week, I mentioned SuperCook, a free website that will help you find recipes from the most popular cooking websites that use whatever ingredients you select. I still hold that out as probably the best source for working with what you have on hand.
But, this week, for a bit of fun, I'm sharing some other options. First, again via Boing Boing, there's the Alton Brown Saltine Cracker Hack, that really does look surprisingly delicious. And on that same page, there's a video of someone making "prison pizza". That got me thinking a bit. You know who has lots of time to get creative and super limited resources, but also a lot of motivation to make delicious food? Yeah, prisoners. From what I understand, prison food is, at best, not great. At worst, it's barely actual food. The thing is, though, they have a commissary where you can get the kind of convenience store food we generally take for granted on the "outside". And, believe it or not, they use that to make some pretty amazing substitutes for fancier food. For some ideas, check out The Art of Gourmet Cooking in Prison on VICE or The Fine Art of Cooking In Prison on Thrillist. You can get several prison cookbooks, but here are the two I recommend; The Prison Gourmet: Written by an inmate for inmates and Commissary Kitchen: My Infamous Prison Cookbook. If you want to get an idea of the kinds of recipes you'll find, though, check out 7 Gourmet Prison-Food Recipes for Bootstrapped Entrepreneurs. Stay away from the pruno, though. The liquor stores are all considered "essential businesses" right now and their cheapest sale wine is better than pruno. Honest.

Oh, and the show to go with all this fine dining? G.I. Joe Animated Series on YouTube. Not sure how that could possibly be related to strange food and cooking? Then you've forgotten about GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches (Warning language may not be safe for work or small children!) If you're not familiar with that particular cultural phenomena, you can find out more at Porkchop Sandwiches! The History of the GI Joe PSA Parodies.

So, like I warned you a couple weeks ago, the longer this goes on, the stranger my links are likely to get. Come back next week to see just how strange!

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Random Stay-At-Home Resources

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This may become a theme while we all wait out this COVID-19 virus.

This week, I finally got everyone else at work all set to work from home, if at all possible, and started working from home myself. I was surprised how much of my work is often determined by people in the office having problems. I shouldn't be, though, considering how many times I tell fellow techs that the only reason we have jobs is because other people have problems.
In any case, I have a couple of links that I hope will help you solve some of the unusual problems you may be running into at home these days, thanks to the quarantine. Some may be more fun than others!
First, if you're like us, you've been eating a little differently than normal. My wife is pretty incredible about coming up with meals that use whatever she happens to have on the shelf or in the freezer, but thinking of delicious meals with limited resources can be a huge challenger right now. Thankfully, BoingBoing pointed me to SuperCook! It's a free website that will help you find recipes from the most popular cooking websites that use whatever ingredients you select. It's pretty amazing, and it's got some great suggestions that, I hope, will break up the monotony of cooking at home, when it's a challenge to eat out. There's also an iPhone and an Android app for you, if that's what you prefer. (Links are on the website.)
But, if you're willing to risk the delivery schedules, and want to add something more interesting, or exotic, or just plain fancy, you can try one of these mail-order food sites, reviewed by Esquire. They might get a little pricey, but you'll definitely be getting unique and interesting ingredients to, if you'll pardon the pun, "spice up" your regular, day-to-day meal and flavor options.

On a somewhat lighter note, while we're talking about groceries, you may have had some "experiences" trying to get things at grocery stores recently. In particular, for some reason, people have been panic buying toilet paper. Well, I can't help you get any of the desperately desired commodity, but, thanks to BoingBoing, I can share a video that explains the phenomena of panic buying. It's actually a pretty good look at why, of all things, toilet paper, is in short supply lately.

And, this week, I've got two links for the grown-ups who have gotten bored and want to finally get some use out of that expensive camera they got for Christmas. The first of these two links is geared toward the potential professional photographer; Professional Photographers of America more than 1100 online photo classes for free. Of course, we don't know how long they'll offer these free, but if you've got a camera and internet access, you can take some classes and either develop a "side hustle", or maybe even a new career, if you're afraid of being laid off. And, that's assuming you haven't been already due to either the economic fall out of COVID-19 or the disastrously low price of oil.
The other link for photographers is a little more fun. 7 Photo Challenges for Photographers Who Are Stuck at Home. Amateur or pro, there's nothing like a good challenge to keep the skills sharp.

So, there you have it. Some links to help you get through the next week. No telling how long we'll all be locked down, so there's no telling what I'll post for you next week. The longer I'm home, though, the stranger things are likely to get.
Stay safe! Stay home! Wash your hands!

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Miscellaneous Fun Links

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Look, it's been a crazy, chaotic week, which means you're getting a crazy, chaotic post.
So, like all the rest of the IT pros in small shops all over the world this week, I've been scrambling to get as many people in my office able to work from home as possible. It's been a long, frustrating week and basically nothing has gone the way I'd planned. Granted, that does mean that some things are actually better than I planned, but, honestly, most aren't. Either way, it's left me precious little time and focus to give you anything coherent. But, it is still a Friday and I feel compelled to share something. So, random fun links it shall be!
A lot of folks are stuck at home with their kids, who are out of school because it's been closed while the academic year has been delayed. So, to help parents keep kids engaged, I have two links for you. First, there are Free NASA Space Projects via Space.com. I'm in the greater Houston area and we all get a little into NASA, because they're such a big employer here and we have so much amazing history with the space program. These projects are all things you can do at home and keep learning while the schools figure things out. The second link is to a downloadable Cthulhu coloring book from Chaosium. Yes, it may warp their little minds, but it's coloring! And, coloring is good, clean fun, as well as a known way to reduce stress and anxiety. Though, I'm not responsible if you all summon an Elder God!
The next two links are for book lovers. Specifically for book lovers who love science fiction and fantasy. First, or third, depending on how you're counting, there's the Tor eBook Club, which regularly offers free ebooks from popular authors. Through the end of the day of this posting, you can join and download Redshirts by John Scalzi! Or, you can check out the fourth link, the Baen Books Free Library! Again, ebooks, but free and from some very well known, award-winning authors. Both are just the thing if you're looking for something new to read without spending a lot of money.
And, finally, a slightly stranger than normal link, specifically for our most current concerns, How Much Toilet Paper!?, a website that will help you calculate just how far your stash of toilet paper will last during this most current, or any future, pandemics! A fun, and hopefully funny, website about an increasingly serious topic. And, I know that first hand as I actually ordered toilet paper for my older parents online and had it sent to them. And, that's no joke.

So, seriously, take care of yourselves and each other. Don't go out more than you need to. Wash your hands. Stop panic-buying essentials that we all need. And, stay safe.

This post originally appeared on Use Your Words!  My other blog.

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Escape Vehicles

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And, by that I mean escapism by way of space vehicles.

At this point it shouldn't be a surprise that I love science fiction. Whether it's literature, movies, television or even comic books, I pretty much love it all. What's more, I often find myself theorizing about it. Frankly, at this point I would imagine that my poor wife is tired of me comparing modern military submarines to the future of military spacecraft. I mean, it's logical when you look at it, but it seems like so few have!
In any case, when I hear about other geeks like me who speculate on the ins and outs of scifi spacecraft, I get excited. And, that's what I'm bringing you this week, via Boing Boing, Spacedock, the YouTube channel that looks at the "...specifications, history and lore of fictional spacecraft from science fiction. Any Spacecraft, any Sci-Fi." Yes, it's as geeky and fun as it sounds. Seriously, their "How To Land on the Battlestar Galactica is an amazing exploration of what we saw in the show and an excellent extrapolation of what we didn't see, but had to have been there to make the rest work. It's definitely worth a look for fans.

Besides, it's Friday and if you've been stuck at home out of COVID-19 fear, you deserve a little escapism.
Enjoy! And stay well.
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Occupational Training Failure

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For dogs.

It's been a crazy couple of weeks with threats of global pandemics and the primary elections here in the US, not to mention all the other insanity we all deal with on a daily basis these days. I don't even want to go into my own work insanity, because; a) they might be reading and b) it's mostly technical IT geekery that normal readers like yourselves really don't care about. But, trust me when I tell you, if you're feeling a little nuts this week, you're not alone.
So, with that in mind, I bring you an uplifting link directly from Boing Boing; Dog Fails Service Animal Test. And, trust me when I say that not only did he fail, but he epically failed. If you don't find yourself laughing along with his trainer, who ultimately adopted him, then I can turn your week around for you. You'll need expert help. Either way, seriously, you have to see the videos to believe it. Not every dog is meant to be a service animal and this video is proof. To be fair, Ryker is a happy dog that clearly wants to please his trainer, but just can't quite figure out the whole service dog thing no matter how enthusiastically he tries. Watch the videos and you'll see what I mean.

Enjoy! And, have a good weekend!

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