Diary of a Network Geek

No, not a long, melancholy post reviewing the past year's emotional highs and lows.
Just a link to an autogenerated infographic summing up this blog's traffic for 2012.
Enjoy!

So, those of you familiar with my blog will recognize my annual New Year's Resolutions post.

Yes, I'm pretty shameless about it, but, well, it was one of the earlier things I programmed and I still find it amusing and the New Year will fast be upon us.   Besides, this is fun and so many people take their New Year's Resolutions too seriously.  Not to mention how serious it seems like  this year has been for people with the elections and the worries about the economy and all.  So, rather than be serious, why not try something more fun this year and generate your resolution randomly with the Diary of a Network Geek's New Year's Resolution Generator!
It's fun! It's FREE! And, I have to admit, it tends to lean toward resolutions that involve hard liquor and inappropriate behavior, especially with strangers.
Trust me, you'll love it. Be sure to share it with all your drunk friends this weekend at your parties!
See you next year!

According to the official NORAD Santa Tracker, the jolly fatman that's keeping our economy running is on his way!

He's been spotting in the Pacific Rim and is headed East toward India, Europe and Africa as I post this.  He'll be here in United States and Central and South America before you know it!

Also?  On a slightly more serious note?
No matter what  your religious bent, please, join with me in celebrating the return of light to the world.  Friday was the Winter Solstice, which is the longest night, or shortest day, of the year in our current lap around the Sun.  So, every day since then has been getting a little longer, letting a bit more light back into the world.  And, I don't know about you, but I think we could use all the light we can get in the coming year.

Be kind to each other, okay?
And, Merry Christmas, everybody!

What do YOU consider "essential gear" on a photo shoot?

I'll be honest, most of the time, I'm shooting it's usually a pretty "run and gun" affair while out interacting with the public.  People generally refer to that as "street shooting", but I think of it as "impromtu portraiture".  Either way, I'm generally working alone in situations like that, so the idea of working with assistants is pretty alien to me.  Still, I have to admit I'd really love to assist...
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No, not Santa.

Well, I suppose Santa is coming to town, soon enough, but I'm talking about something else entirely.
No, I'm talking about your favorite bands.  This past weekend, my girl and I went to see one of her favorite musical acts, who were playing at a real, Texas dance all over in Winnie, about an hour outside of Houston.  But, we only knew about it because one of her friends had been lucky enough to catch an announcement about them coming.  What if he hadn't?  These guys are pretty old now and, frankly, there's no telling when, or if , they'd ever come to our area again.  If we hadn't gotten lucky like that, we might never have seen them!

Now, though, there's another option; Songkick.  This app, for either iOS or Android, will scan your music collection on that device, or check your Last.FM song list, and tell you when those artists are coming to your area.  It will also tell you who else will be playing with them and serve you up a map of where the venue is.  And, on top of all that, the app will let you add the concert to your calendar to remind you to buy tickets.
Frankly, I think this is a genius idea and I wish there was an app like it that would do the same for your favorite authors!

So, what the heck, it's Friday and if you're reading this, you're not working any more so you might as well go download the app for your phone and see who's playing near you or coming soon.
And, have a great weekend!

So, today marks another lap around the Sun for me.

Honestly, I don't hang a lot on birthdays, especially my own.  I mean, for the most part, they're just another day.  Another marker of many in my life and, frankly, a rather arbitrary one at that.  I'm more impressed with the fact that I've paid a third of my mortgage than that I'm turning 44 today.  Of course, the fact that I've made it this far is actually sort of an...
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Some music to create the Great American Novel by.

Or, you know, whatever it is you need to write.
Back in October, I brought you a link to soundtracks for your books, but this week, it's music that will hopefully inspire your writing.  I know a lot of people who write to music, whether that's PHP code, or fiction, or even blog entries.  And, of course, there are as many opinions about not only whether to listen to music or not, but what kind of music to listen to, as there are writers.  When I was writing more than I do now, I have to admit, I always had something on in the background, whether it was music or television or something else, just to keep part of my mind busy while I wrote.  And, when I got stuck, changing the music, or other background noise, often is what got me "un-stuck".
So, whether you're stuck or not, why not check out this article at NeuroTribes titled "Music to Write By" and see what ten very different writers have to say on the subject.  Who knows?  You may pick up some new tunes to help you the next time you get writer's block!

Besides, you know if you're reading my blog, you aren't working any more this week anyway, so you may as well check it out.
Have a great weekend, y'all!

I don't know about you, but I love free stuff.

I do a lot of stuff on the web every day.  Yeah, I know you can't tell that from how neglected this blog is these days, especially compared to the old days when I was posting pretty much every day, but, trust me, I'm always buzzing around the web doing something.  Sometimes, it's building websites like this one.  Not very pretty, but pretty functional and sometimes, not even sites for me.  When I build a site, I generally leave it to the owners to come up with the actual content and just help them get the framework setup, including all the legalese that seems to be pretty much de rigueur these days.
Well, now, thanks to PriorityDigital.com, I think I have a slightly better solution.  They have a page of free utilities that include a Privacy Policy Builder, a Disclaimer Builder and a Non-Disclosure Agreement Maker, among others.  So now, you, or I, can go to these utilities and fill in a few relevant details and quickly get a fairly generic, but still useful, privacy policy, general website disclaimer or non-disclosure agreement without having to pay a lawyer!  Granted, they are pretty generic, but, still, for most of us, they'll handily take care of our needs.

So, okay, yeah, kind of lame for a Friday, but, still it might give you a little something extra for your side project this weekend.
Enjoy!

The first rule is to WRITE!

No, seriously, in honor of NaNoWriMo, I thought I'd link to things about writing and inspiration this month and, even though, I'm no great fan of rules, especially about writing, some people are.  So, with that in mind, I thought I'd share the Guardian's Ten Rules for Writing Fiction.
They asked several authors, some of whom I am more familiar than others, and got each of them to list their "10 Rules for Writing".  Some are funny, and some are a little too truthful, but one of them may help you break out of writer's block, or just whatever writing rut you may have worked yourself into this month.
My favorite of the bunch, outside of all ten of Leonard Elmore's rules, is "The way to write a book is to actually write a book. A pen is useful, typing is also good. Keep putting words on the page."  That comes from Anne Enright, who I confess I have not heard of before, but who is entire correct.
So, get back to writing, okay?

Well, get back to writing after you click the link and read the other rules they have there.

Are you stuck for ideas?

It may be a little late for those people attempting NaNoWriMo this month, but it's never too late for the rest of us to come up with some great story ideas.
IO9 gave these as "10 Tips for Generating Killer Science Fiction Story Ideas", but some of them are just interesting ways to bump up some conflict and aren't limited to science-fiction at all.  Here's the short list of them, before I go into details on a couple:

1. Look at the big unanswered questions
2. Imagine a new scientific or technological discovery — and then imagine it ruining your life
3. Take your biggest fear about the future and take it to an extreme
4. Instead of speculating about science, try sociology or philosophy or theology
5. Think of an act you would never approve of, then imagine a sympathetic character doing that act
6. Why can't you just go and get what you want, in real life?
7. Get into a fight with a famous science fiction author
8. State the obvious
9. Come up with five non-obvious consequences of a technological or scientific breakthrough, and focus on one of them
10. Think about something you used to believe, and then imagine what if it was true

Now, first, a quick note about Number 7 there.  Don't go hit a famous author!  What they mean, is decide how wrong one is and write your story to disprove the conclusions they made (*cough* Ayn Rand *cough*).
But, look at that list.  The article on IO9.com is focused on killer science-fiction ideas because they're a science-fiction website, but, outside of Numbers 2 and 9, really, you could take out the sci-fi element and still have a good story.

Yes, even Number 3, "Take your biggest fear about the future and take it to an extreme" can make compelling fiction in pretty much any genre, including literary fiction, if you handle it right.  And, if you're stuck, maybe it's time to try writing outside your normal genre anyway.  I mean, what if that's the whole problem in the first place, right?

So, whether you're doing NaNoWriMo or not, these are great ways to generate ideas for stories.
And, either way, it's Friday and you're clearly slacking if you're reading this, so you might as well click that link up there and have some fun.
Happy weekend and happy writing!