Diary of a Network Geek

A "mecha" or "mech" is a high-tech, man-shaped killer robot suit, popular in science-fiction.

In fact, you may be more familiar with them as "robot armor" or "robot tanks" even, depending on your particular flavor of sci-fi.  For those of us who are, or have been, hardcore Japanese animation junkies, however, they will always be mecha.  And, believe you me, many of the faithful fanboys have dreamed of owning a mecha like this and doing battle with giant, alien invaders just like in [amazon_link id="B0000639E0" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Neon Genisis Evangelon[/amazon_link] or [amazon_link id="B005DTGAQQ" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Robotech[/amazon_link].  The problem is, of course, no one actually makes these giant battle suits.  Until now....

Now, thanks to the ultra-hard-core Japanese otaku group Suidobashi Heavy Industry, you, too can buy your very own mehca!  (For the low price of $1.3 million.)
So, start saving those nickels, dimes and quarters now!  (And start placing bets on how long before these actually find their way into real combat somewhere!!)

Well, okay, it might be out of my price range, but, it's Friday, right?  Who can hold a sweet, Friday day-dream against me?
(Seriously, though, check that link, the video there is pretty awesome!)

Yes, I'm a little obsessed with money this month.

No, it's not because I can't pay my bills.  Rather, it's about work.  Now, for the most part, I enjoy my work.  I find it challenging, but not too challenging, and interesting and the pay is pretty good.  Also?  I have a ten-minute commute.  Hard to beat that!  But, the reality is, at heart, I'm a lazy bastard.  If I could skate by without working another day in my life, I totally would do that.  For real.
The problem with that, of course, is paying all those bills.  So, how to do it?  What kind of money do I need to be able to tell the world to, essentially, and pardon my language, "Fuck off".  (Yes, what I'm talking about is commonly referred to as "Fuck You Money".)  So, what would that take?  I don't need to live like a king, but, to not work, I will need to keep getting money somehow, like through investments.  But, the question is, how much will it take and what kind of investment do I have to make to keep it coming steadily enough to pay the bills?

Luckily, a smarter gentleman than I, Nilesh Trivedi, has posted an Excel spreadsheet that will help you calculate just how much you need to start with and how good your investment needs to be so that you never have to answer to another boss again.  Download that, and read his explanation, here: How Much Is Enough? : A Formula for FU Money.  (And, if  you're like me, you'll start by saving the money you might have spent on Microsoft Office and open that spreadsheet in LibreOffice instead!)

So, there's a little something to think about while you wait for the weekend! Enjoy!

Can we ever have enough money?

Or be too thin or too good looking?  Well, I don't know, but I do know that I've struggled at times with money.  It seems to slip through my fingers like water.  The harder I squeeze to hold on to it, the faster it seems to slip away.  But, I know that about myself, so I do what I can to stop the bleeding, so to speak.  For me, the first step is tracking where it all goes.  And, I mean, tracking every last dime.  Nothing is too small or too big to count.  Back in the day, I used to record every 50¢ can of soda I had at lunch and could tell you, to the penny, how much money I had in my pocket at any given moment.
Sadly, that was some time ago and I've slipped back into some of my old ways.  But, now, at least, I know how to tackle the problem.  In my case, the tool I use to capture my financial info has been Quicken, though I need the newest version still.  What's changed since I had this problem last, though, is the miracle of smart phones.  So, I was quite thrilled to see PC Magazine review 6 personal finance apps.  I use an iPhone, so I tend to focus on iPhone apps, like those reviewed in the article, though I'm sure there are plenty of Android apps, too.

I'm not sure I'm ready to trust an app that synchronizes with a website, like Mint.com, for my personal finance needs, but some of the other ones reviewed looked interesting to me.
So, how about you all?  What do you use to keep track of your finances?

(Yeah, I know, not quite as "fun" as my regular Friday links, but I've been thinking about a more serious Tuesday post that just features tools of various kinds that I've used.  Thoughts on that would be welcome in the comments, too!)

For those of you who don't know Star Trek, that'd be "space".

I'm kind of obsessed with space and space travel, really.  Doubtless, the few regular readers left here have picked up on that.
I guess my obsession is really about getting out and away.  Some days, it seems like the only place to escape is, well, to get off the planet!  And, if the environmentalists are to be believed, I think we've done such irreparable damage to this planet that the only way to deal with it is to get off Earth and head somewhere else.  So, yes, space travel and the colonization of other planets seems like a really good idea to me.
Anyway, when I think about space travel, I think about all the science-fiction movies and TV shows that have visuals of all the planets whizzing by at high speed.  I'm sure it won't look like that to us, but, still, I think it's an inspiring image.  And, that's why I liked SpaceEngine, because that's just the visual they give you.    With their app,  you can zoom to the far reaches of space, showing the celestial bodies with, or without, labels in a theoretical spacecraft you can control.  It's pretty awesome.

But, hey, it's Friday, so why not download it yourself?  Or at least go and check out the video on the home page, which gives you the basic idea.

Okay, that may be going a bit far.

I mean, I know a lot of people who aren't into science-fiction at all, so they may not claim to have read these books or have any interest at all.  But, they are a pretty good hit-list of interesting ideas in science-fiction.  And, I suppose that's why the folks over at IO9 probably suggested that instead of claiming to have read these books, that you actually read them.  I'm pleased to say that I've read several of the books on the list, though not all, and they do make a good suggested reading list for people interested in science-fiction classics.
IO9's list of 10 Science-Fiction Novels You Pretend to Have Read (and why you should actually read them) are:

• [amazon_link id="0060512806" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Crytptonomicon[/amazon_link] - by Neal Stephenson
• [amazon_link id="0441013597" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Dune[/amazon_link] - by Frank Herbert
• [amazon_link id="0140188592" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Gravity's Rainbow[/amazon_link] - by Thomas Pynchon
• [amazon_link id="0553382578" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Foundation[/amazon_link] - by Issac Asimov
• [amazon_link id="1582344167" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell[/amazon_link] - by Susanna Clarke
• [amazon_link id="0452284236" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]1984[/amazon_link] - by George Orwell
• [amazon_link id="0486219623" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]First and Last Men and Starmaker[/amazon_link] - by Olaf Stapleton
• [amazon_link id="1612420133" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]The Long Tomorrow[/amazon_link] - by Leigh Brackett
• [amazon_link id="0375706682" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Dhalgren[/amazon_link] - by Samuel Delany
• [amazon_link id="0316066524" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]The Infinite Jest[/amazon_link] - by David Foster Wallace

I'm pleased to say that I've read a significant number of these, namely Cryptonomicon, Dune, Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, and 1984.  And, The Infinite Jest is in my To Be Read pile.  I have to admit that I tried reading Foundation, but it just didn't appeal to me.  I know his work is classic and he was a genius and all, but Asimov's work always read like a Physics lecture to me.

In any case, there's a bit more for your Summer reading list to go find and read instead of working on a Friday afternoon.
Enjoy!

No, I'm not advocating that you actually do this!

But, in Europe, it's already been done.
Apparently, the special key that costs you $160 for your super-secure BMW isn't really all that much of a deterrent after all.  According to a story that ran recently on ExtremeTech, hacker-thieves have found a way to bypass the BMW security system and, in a separate step, decode the information needed to actually start the car without having the special, expensive key.  It seems that the on-board diagnostic port on the cars gives them complete, unsecured access to the data in the car's computer, which allows them to get the codes they need to program up a new key and drive away in your very high-end car.  Interestingly enough, they're able to do this because BMW is required by law to keep the codes and on-board diagnostic information unencrypted to allow competing firms to service the vehicles and not get locked out by BMW to form a monopoly.
Although the article focuses on BMWs, likely this is happening to other cars that use a similar technology and for the same reasons.  It's just that right now, the expensive, high-end BMWs are what the thieves are stealing, and in fact they've always been popular targets for thieves due to their general popularity, so they're getting all the attention.

Frankly, when I first heard about these "special" keys and ignition systems, I wondered how long it would be before they were subverted.  I just generally distrust systems like that, which operate over easily accessible networks.  Too many points of failure.  Anyway, check out the video in the link.  It's pretty scary how quickly they can accomplish their goal of stealing the car.
But, what an amazing, real-world test of that security system!

So, how is this "fun" for a Fun Friday link?
Okay, it's not really, but it seemed appropriate to share while I was out at DEF*CON in Las Vegas.  But, all you criminal types, don't get any ideas!  My house is being watched and I'll be back by the time that most of you read this!

Well, at least if you're a Kindle user.

Recently, I acquired an older Kindle from a friend who had upgraded and was in the process of shedding "extra baggage" before moving.  I've passed it on to the woman I've been seeing for the past several months.  (If you're friends with me on Facebook, you already know this and her name.  And, if you're not, you don't need to know her name!)  She loves her "new-to-her" Kindle, of course, and has transferred her books from her PC Kindle app to her new device.  But, we're both pretty cheap, so when I saw OneHundredFreeBooks.com I got excited for her.  This site, which is updated regularly, as in multiple times a day, shows you Kindle books offered on the Amazon.com US site for free.  Yes, free!
But, of course, prices change, so these books may not stay free.  The only thing the site owner promises is that they were free when he put them up for you.

So, what a great way to add to your Summer reading; free books!
And, you know, since it's Friday, you know you aren't really doing anything important, so you might as well go take a look at the books they have listed!

Today is Friday the 13th.

In the past, I've posted some of the possible history of the negative superstitions around Friday the 13th, but I'm not going to mention that today.  I think it's unseemly, especially since I've already talked about the history and traditions surrounding Friday the 13th earlier in the year.
No, I thought I'd share something else.

Have you ever wanted to visit the restaurant in your favorite novel?  How about collect all the magazines they mention?  Or, possibly, even get some special item of clothing or unusual houseware item worn or used by your favorite character?  Wouldn't it be nice if there was a website that had all that little bit of data sliced, diced and indexed for your browsing pleasure?  Well, as it turns out, there is.  It's a genius little site called Small Demons.  You need to sign in, but, so far, it's free.  It's a fun site with all the "stuff" in popular novels, including my favorites from William Gibson, with links to where you can find everything.  I mean, really, they have everything from restaurants to shops to particular brands to, well, everything.  Everything that's branded or mentioned by specific location is pretty much there.  It's brilliant.

And, what the hell, it's Friday, right?  You weren't doing anything anyway, so why not go check it out?

Don't worry, I promise it will be a fun list.

Hey, remember when you were a kid in school and they'd give you a Summer reading list?  You know, those painful "classics" that we were forced to read because they were supposed be so good, but were really terrible to read because of the archaic language and tired, dusty old plots?
Well, these are nothing like that.

One of my favorite magazines, Wired, has put together a list of new-ish science-fiction and fantasy reading for your Summer vacation.  While I have to admit that I haven't actually read any of these books yet, I can vouch for the authors who are all pretty much the latest thing in science-fiction.  (And, in some cases, the latest thing for the second or third time in their, hopefully, very long careers.)

So, if you manage to take some time off this Summer, grab one of these and give them a try!

Yeah, it's kind of a mind-bender, isn't it?

So, the few regular readers who are left at this sad, old, mostly-neglected blog know that I'm a big fan of science-fiction.  And, when I have time, I read a lot.  Granted, since college I think I read more non-fiction than fiction, but, still, I manage to hammer away at it and more than exceed the national average of three to four books per year.  Also, I tend to think of myself as a bit of an amateur futurist.  By that I mean that I like to look at news stories and speculate on just where that particular trend is headed and what it will mean for us in the future.  As it turns out, the U.S. government has similar leanings.
Now, I've heard stories about how they gathered together some great sci-fi authors of the moment to brain storm some alien invasion defense ideas, but, frankly, that's old hat and, well, kind of boring to me.  I mean, I think the alien invasion thing is kind of played out now, don't you?  What's far more interesting to me is a recent story from Wired about science-fiction book pitches to assorted U.S. Government agencies.  Apparently, the government can be more forward thinking than you might imagine from more recent news and a number of agencies have solicited book pitches from science-fiction authors based on the agencies' area of specialty.  Yes, basically what I'm saying is they were looking for propaganda pieces cleverly disguised as sci-fi novels.
And, shockingly, some of them actually sounded like they might be good.  Imagine, your tax dollars finally put to good use; writing compelling, new science-fiction!

In any case, it's Friday and you're bored, so why not go check it out?  You might be surprised by who pitched what to the government!