Diary of a Network Geek

Windows Domain Inventory Tool

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I lost one of my USB thumbdrives this weekend.

As cheap as they are, it's not a big deal, really, except for the lost data. And one or two of the programs on it. In particular, the one that I was concerned about was the Mouse Tracks Windows Domain Report Manager tool.

One of the many things I've seen change over the years in the world of corporate computing is how portable and mobile and just plain fluid things have become. Now, I'm not complaining about that, not at all, but from my point of view, that kind of environment presents certain challenges. One of those is inventory of hardware, software and assorted configurations. In the event of a catastrophic disaster, it's nice to be able to have a current list of hardware with what's installed on it and how it's all configured.

Now, there's quite a market for computer inventory systems at every end of the market, but most of us don't have a budget that allows for a project team from IBM, so we have to find some other solution. I started to try and work up a Perl solution, but, frankly, my Perl Fu is weak these days, so, I went looking for a cheap (ie. free) solution that was ready made. What I found was the Mouse Tracks Windows Domain Report Manager tool. It's based on Windows Script Host, so it only works on Windows machines and, really, only finds devices that are part of your Windows Domain, but that's all most of us have anyway and it is, after all, free. And, it was on that USB drive that I lost this weekend. So, yes, that means I carry an inventory tool in my pocket with me everywhere I go, just in case. Because, that's just who I am.

So, really, dear readers, you're benefiting from my loss, since I had to go find it again this week and, therefore, was thinking about it when it came time to post.
Enjoy!

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Fandango iPhone App

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I love this app.

No, seriously, this free app highlights all that I truly love about my iPhone. It checks to see where I am then finds movies and theaters near me. It shows me what's playing, when it's playing and where. And, if I'm not sure where the theater is, it even links to maps to get me from where I am to the theater of my choice.

Oh, and did I mention the app is free? Yeah, sure, Fandnago would love for you to set up an account with them to buy tickets, but you don't have to do that for the app to work. How cool is that?

But, wait, as Ron Popiel would say, there's more!
Because, if you're not sure what film you want to see, there are ratings from critics and other Fandango users to help you decide. And, if that's still not enough, there are previews. Yes that's right, actual previews you can watch on your iPhone!
Now, I'm sure you're thinking that watching movie previews on a tiny phone screen would be terrible, but, Saturday night after church, at least five people crowded around my iPhone to watch movie previews and were so drawn in not one made a sound while the 9 trailer played. No joke. All adults, too, over the age of 21.

In fact, I love this app so much that I've been thinking about getting a Fandango account. Which, of course, is why they offered this app for free, I'm sure.
But, you know what? It's totally working.

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Talk Like A Pirate Day

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Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Oh, surely, you've heard of this, right? If you're a regular reader here, you've certainly seen me talk about this before, but, today, I typed this update on my iPhone, in the barbershop, waiting for my haircut.

Now THAT is the power of the Internet!

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Damn, It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

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Yes, that's a reference to Office Space.

Well, if you've ever thought about giving up corporate life and escaping the drudgery of paperwork by becoming a gangster, you'd better hurry.  Apparently, the yakuza have started giving entrance exams.  Yes, that's right, the Japanese mob have started giving written entrance exams.  Or at least, the biggest of them, the Yamaguchi-gumi, have started offering written tests on "being a knowledgeable gangster".  I know it sounds like something out of anime, or a dystopian Terry Gilliam movie, but, in fact, it's real.

So, now, no one is free from a rigorous application process, even the mob.
One can only hope it's a trend that makes it over here, too.  Maybe we'll finally get a better class of crook again.

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WordPress iPhone App Beta Test

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I found out Friday that I got accepted into the WordPress iPhone app beta test group.

As you might imagine, a geek like me was so excited that I just about plotzed right there. Or, at least you would if you were a regular reader. I've been a huge fan of WordPress since I started using it back during the big Moveable Type license debacle. And, frankly, I've been hooked on the iPhone since almost the first moment I started using it. So, naturally, when I saw that there was an iPhone app that would let me blog no matter where I was, as long as I could get a cell signal. Combine that with the Flickr app and, well, I think I may well have found the perfect phone for me.

When I saw that the people who created the iPhone app were looking for beta testers, well, I jumped on that like white on rice. When I got the news I was accepted... Well, I already mentioned how excited I was. As soon as I could, I tried to install it. I had a little trouble getting it set right to install onto my phone, but once I did, it's been working fine. Now, I did have a small problem when it tried to connect to my blogs where I had no signal or wifi, but, I suspect that the problem had more to do with my impatience than with a programming issue. What's more, I haven't had a problem since. Of course, I've only used the app when I've had a good connection since then, too, so that may have something to do with it.
I have to admit, the tiny, virtual keyboard on the iPhone is far from the ideal tool for a long post, but it certianly seems to get the job done. Also, the auto-correct feature actually seems to work in my favor. Of course, that does say
something quite terrible about my spelling or typing or something, doesn't it?

Oh, and, in case you were wondering, this entire post was, in fact, written entirely on my iPhone with that WordPress beta app that I'm so happy to be testing.
How cool is that?

So, if you have an iPhone and use WordPress, either on a self-hosted blog or on WordPress.com, I highly recommend getting this app. When they upgrade the current version to the one I'm using, you'll love it.
Trust me.

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Time Travel T-Shirt

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I'd imagine this might come in handy.

So, remember last week how I was talking about time-travel?  Wow, how many blogs do you read that can say that?  Anyway, I mentioned a time-travel cheat sheet, but I think this is better.  How many times have we seen a time traveller go back in time and show off something fancy, like, say a lighter or a flashlight, and suddenly be the local wizard?  Now, imagine you had the aforementioned cheat sheet, in the form of a t-shirt.  Yeah, that's what the Time Traveller Essentials T-Shirt is all about.  Also?  Pretty funny and cool.

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Review: Inglourious Basterds and Gamer

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I saw a couple movies this weekend, and to ease your pain, I'm going to write one post that reviews them both.

I saw Tarantino's latest, Inglourious Basterds, twice this weekend. First on Friday, and then again on Sunday morning. First of all, if you haven't seen it yet, let me warn you to hit the bathroom first, because this is a long movie. Not only is it long, it's fabulously detailed and filled with scenes and moments that you will absolutely not want to miss, so, trust me when I tell you, get to the theater with enough time to drain that bladder buddy!
Seriously, I'm actually not a huge Quentin Tarantino fan, but, no matter what else I may or may not like about his work, his cinematography is gorgeous. His grasp of visual, photographic art is simply astounding. And, this movie is no exception. There are scenes so well framed that I almost forgot to pay attention to the dialog. Seriously! And, that's even allowing for the fact that Tarantino purposely made this film in the style of a spaghetti western, or a so-called macaroni combat movie of the same era. As soon as the titles started to roll up, I was put in mind of a B-grade copy of an old Lee Marvin WWII movie. Of course, it's not exactly a secret that Tarantino loves movies from that time and, in fact, Inglourious Basterds might well contain everything that he loves about those movies and movies in general. That was one of the reasons I was so willing to see it twice, besides the company, just to try and catch all the dense iconography and try to figure out a few more of the allusions he makes to previous films and various cinematographic tropes.

The story is very loosely based on World War Two, in the sense that it's the backdrop of the movie, but the events are entirely fictional. And, by fictional I mean so fantastical that they're pretty much alternate history. There are two plot lines, that end up focused on the same event, the attempted assassination of the entire Nazi high command, including Hitler. The main group of potential assassins are, of course, the Bastards, a group of Jewish American soldiers sent into occupied France by the OSS to kill as many Nazis as they can, sowing fear, chaos and destruction as they go. The other potential assassin is a young Jewish woman who escapes a purge conducted by a Nazi nick-named the Jew Hunter. She ends up in Paris, the proprietor of a cinema who gets pestered by a smitten Nazi "war hero".

As you might imagine of a Tarantino film, it's incredibly bloody and violent. It's also funny in parts, quite intentionally, too. And, in spite of it's length, there's not a dull moment. Every second, it seems, is filled with something either beautiful to see or some plot point to absorb. It really is a masterful demonstration of movie-making. Again, I'm not a huge fan of Tarantino's work, but this really is something to see, no matter how you feel about him.
Notice, I haven't gone into much detail on the plot, because, well, it's pretty complicated for such a simple premise, but also, because you should see this movie. Really. It's truly amazing, and I think you should definitely see it on the big screen. Do NOT wait for this to hit Netflix. See this one in the theater!

Now, as for Gamer...
Well, I saw this at a $4 matinee, so I wasn't disappointed. I don't think I would have been as sanguine if I'd paid full price. This was, as you might have guessed from the previews and ads, an action film. The premise is simple; nano-devices that rewrite human brain cells allowing for a "user" to take control of another person and use them like a puppet. There are two environments where users, or gamers, can use their puppets; the Society and Slayers. The Society is like an updated, 3d version of Second Life, but, oddly cruder, too. Several years after the Bill Gates-like Ken Castle brings out Society, he ramps up the super popular Slayers. Slayers is a war game. A war game played with people. In this case, convicts who will be released if they survive thirty "events", or combats. The story follows Kable, a puppet in Slayers, or an "i-con, as they call them. He's been wrongly convicted of a crime, separated from his wife and child. They're the reason he fights and survives.
What he doesn't know, however, is that his wife has lost their child to a corrupt version of Child Protective Services and has been forced to take work as an "actress", or puppet, in Society, where she's subjected to all kinds of degradation to earn money.

Now, there are a lot of interesting themes in this movie, but, sadly, few of them get explored in any real depth. What's worse is that instead of spending time developing the potentially rich background for commentary on invasive media, the morality of controlling another human being, the morality of using convicts for purposes that may be harmful to them as human beings, and so on, the moviemakers when for the cheap shot. I imagine they were going after an R rating, for sales purposes, but the frankly unimaginative "fantasy" sex and gross-out behavior in the game world, is just boring and wasted time. I'm no wild-man, but, honestly, even I can be more imaginative than they were in the "virtually anything goes" sex environment meant to shock and titillate. And, I'd imagine from what I've read about Second Life, those folks who participate in that "hobby" are more imaginative than most of what we saw in Gamer, too.

All that said, though, the action sequences were great and Gerard Butler did everything he could with the limited role he had. Certainly, not the best of his career so far.
So, unless you're a huge sci-fi fan, I can't recommend seeing this one at anything more expensive than a matinee. In fact, you'd be better off waiting to see it on DVD, if at all.

So, to sum up, as Buckaroo Banzai put it, "...yes on one and no on two. " Enjoy your movies!

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Time Travel Cheat Sheet

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Planning a little trip back through time?

Well, you can't take over the past without having the right information. That's where the Time Travel Cheat Sheet comes in. On one page, these folks have collected most of the really cool and useful inventions of our modern age. Making this stuff at the right time in the past would make you almost God-like. Though, I didn't see the formula for making gun powder on there...

Seriously, I think about stuff like this.  Maybe it's one too many science-fiction movies, or my old "Be Prepared" attitude from Boy Scouts, but I try to be prepared for even the most unlikely of circumstances, even time travel.

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WordPress on the iPhone

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I bought an iPhone on Saturday.

Well, as I'm sure is no surprise to my regular readers, especially those who follow me on Twitter, I finally gave in Saturday and got myself an "upgrade" to the iPhone GS. My data plan won't kick in until September 17th, when I'll also have unlimited text messaging and slightly fewer actual voice minutes. The overall effect is to raise my monthly bill just $5, while ultimately giving me more services and, yes, more fun.

I actually debated for quite some time about getting the iPhone, a Blackberry or the new Palm Pre. I have to admit, I was really excited about the Pre, because I've been a Palm fan since way back. In fact, at one point I was such a fan of Palm, as a company and a platform, that I registered HavePalmWillTravel.com. Well, that and there was a little joke about an e-mail address and a technological "gun-for-hire". In any case, I decided against the Pre for a number of reasons, not the least of which is they weren't on AT&T, where virtually all my contacts are. Also, they're still unproven in the current market and there still aren't as many applications for the Pre as both of the other two smartphone choices.
One of the things I really needed my smartphone to be able to do is remotely manage my server or servers. Now, I know that there are remote communication and control apps for the Blackberry, but, frankly, the touchscreen Blackberry just isn't all that great and the other Blackberry devices have rather, well, puny screens. If I'm going to manage a Windows server, I'm going to need a big screen to see everything and make it all work. So far, no Blackberry device has a screen that I think is big enough to make that happen. So, that left me with the iPhone.

So, within just a day or so of getting my new toy, I had found the free Mocha VNC Lite. Now, I suppose I should have taken a screen shot of that, but, frankly, I didn't want the hassle of finding a clean, safe shot of my Windows server at the office, so I decided to go with a different shot. Again, since my data plan hasn't kicked in yet, I haven't tried the VNC client via the 3G network, but it works disturbingly well over my wifi network at home. When I do get that chance, though, I may do a full review of all the remote clients that I'm willing to actually load on my iPhone to try out.
But, there are other apps that I think I may just get addicted to and this shot shows one of them. Yes, that's a WordPress client on the iPhone from the same people who bought you the WordPress software itself. If you look closely, you can see that I've already set it up for this blog and another one that's in the works. So, yes, when the data plan is active, you can expect to see both posts and, possibly, even posts with pictures shot on the iPhone. Who knows, maybe even video!

So, as the marketing gurus say, watch this space for further developments!

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Review: Julie And Julia

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I saw Julie and Julia Friday with my usual movie-viewing pal.

I love movies and see as many as I can in any given year, a fact that regular readers know quite well. And, yes, I tend to enjoy more than the usual action thrillers you might suspect a guy like me would favor. Really, romantic comedies are mostly my favorite. Now, I wouldn't quite classify Julie and Julia as a rom-com, but that's closer than almost anything else.

It was a cute film, but a good one. The movie is really two parallel stories, one following Julia Child as she discovers French cooking and becomes the famous chef and teacher we all know, and the other following Julie, who blogs about a year of cooking every recipe in Julia Child's famous book Mastering the Art of French Cooking. The two stories work surprisingly well together for a number of reasons. For one thing, both women are trying to "find themselves", each in their own way. They're both trying to "fix" their lives and they both try to do it through cooking.

Of course, the stories are vastly different in many ways; location, time, people. None of those are the same. But, the universal problem of defining, or redefining, who we are as human beings is what drove both women to seek a way to become someone new. And, each in their own way, that's just what they did.

Julia was married to a man who worked for the U.S. government, though, they had met during World War 2 when they both worked for the O.S.S. Yes, that's right, Julia Child was a spy. Oh, they joke about her being a file clerk, but she was quite a bit more than that. Incidentally, that's something to keep in mind when seeing the movie as it will open up a couple small, inside jokes for you. But, at the time, the 1950's, diplomat's wives were expected to be little more than busy and social, which, as you might imagine didn't sit well with Julia. So, she tried a number of things, before finally finding cooking in Paris, where she and her husband were stationed. The rest of her story follows the history of how she came to co-author Mastering the Art of French Cooking and, well, and become famous.

Julie's story is a little different.
She's about turn thirty and feels like all her friends are far more successful than she. She's a writer, who seems to have a hard time getting published. It's a character and situation to which I can deeply relate. She toils away in a cubicle feeling under-appreciated and unfulfilled. So, to fight her way back to a bit of control over some aspect of her life, and with the encouragement of her husband, she decides to cook her way through Mastering the Art of French Cooking in a single year and keep a blog of her adventures along the way.
The effort changes her life in more ways than she could have ever expected. And, that, to me is the aspect of both stories that tie them together and made the movie good.

Both women discovered that life is an adventure. An adventure that happens in small increments on a daily basis. Those small moments that we meet with no fanfare or crowd which change us in some small way, over and over again, are what make life both interesting and worth living. But only if we pay attention to them and look for them.
To me, that was the message of the movie and why I recommend that you see it. If you've missed it in the theater, rent it. It's a nice, little movie and I think you'll enjoy it.

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