Yes, jokes with politically correct punchlines.
Ironically, they’re still funny! Yes, honest, realistic answers and endings to the start of jokes can be funny in their own uncomfortable, ironic way. These came to us via Boing Boing, but are on Something Awful (warning, this site might get a little bit more than PG-13).
I think my favorite is:
“Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.”
“Jesus is hanging on the cross and John approaches.
John says: “Jesus, its John. How may I serve thee ain thy time of need?”
Jesus replies: “YEEEAAAAAAAARGGHGGGHGGHGGGHGGHGGH!!!!!” ”
(Yes, it’s a little sacreligious, but, c’mon, it’s still funny in a gross kind of way!)
The wallet inspector!
Ditch the jokes and come inside, Tim, it’s fucking cold. ”
Anyway, it’s the Friday after Thanksgiving, and if you’re reading this blog, you probably have a warped sense of humor and could use a laugh, so click the link and enjoy.