Russian Squirrel Mob
Hmm, should I warn my dog about this?
Hilda, my adorable, brown mutt, loves to chase squirrels. She actually caught one, once, when my ex-wife wasn’t paying attention and turned her loose out in the yard without warning the furry, little tree-rats first. Hilda didn’t quite know what to do with it, according to the Harpy, but, still she caught one. So far, I haven’t seen her actually nab one of the interloping tree-rats, but she keeps trying.
So, since she has so much fun, I wonder if I should tell her about the really tough Russian syndicate squirrels? Apparently, when they gang up, they get really nasty. I mean, I always knew that Russian mob was tough, but I never realized that they’d organized the dang squirrels! Nah, I’ll let her figure it out the hard way. It’ll build character.
