Oh, crap I have been craving a cigarette for days now.
I want to smoke the way a lemming wants to jump off a cliff in a Disney nature film.
Gah! I know they’re bad for me, that they’re slowly killing me. I know that they make me look stupid. I know that they turn off women who might otherwise see me as a potential mate. I know! But, damn, a nice kretek would taste so nice right now. I know just where to get my favorites, too, Djarum “red”.
Wow, that reminds me of something I saw carved into a desk when I was in college:
“God, save me from what I want!”