Diary of a Network Geek

The trials and tribulations of a Certified Novell Engineer who's been stranded in Houston, Texas.

12/31/2007

Non Sequiturs

Filed under: Art, By Bread Alone, Criticism, Marginalia, and Notes, Deep Thoughts, Life, the Universe, and Everything, Personal, Red Herrings — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Pig which is late at night or 6:47 pm for you boring, normal people.
The moon is a Full Moon

Just a few random thoughts to wrap up the year.

I like toast.
I like all kinds of toast. I like diner toast soaked in thinned, anemic butter. I like dry toast. I like toast with honey. And, I like toast with jam. I like toast with peanut butter. I like toast with runny eggs, over easy. I like to soak up the runny yolks after scarfing the eggs.
Today, almost the only thing I ate was toast.
It’s yummy.

I love books.
My obsession for books will most likely bankrupt me.  I love the feel of books in my hand.  The sound of fanning pages on a new book sends a shiver up my spine as I consider with delight what that book holds for me.  The smell of a new book is more evocative for me than almost any other smell in the world.  I think if I suddenly were out of newish books to smell in my house, I would take books that I haven’t read yet to the used book store to sell for cash so I could re-buy those books new again, just for the smell.  I love the feel of new, unread paperback pages as they flip past my fingers, like silky thoughts against my skin.
I would spend my last dime on books rather than food.
Better to die hungry with a new book in my hand than empty-handed and with a full belly.

Tomorrow, I’ll give you something spiritual to start the year.
Y’all have a safe and happy new year.

12/28/2007

Pancakes in a Can

Filed under: By Bread Alone, Fun, Red Herrings — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Snake which is just before lunchtime or 6:15 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is Waxing Gibbous

What else can I add to that?

I mean, really, pancake batter in a pressurized can that you can squirt out into the skillet. What else is there to say?

Oh, and there’s still time to autogenerate your New Year’s Resolutions!

12/27/2007

More Thoughts on Guerilla Marketing

Filed under: Advice from your Uncle Jim, Criticism, Marginalia, and Notes, Personal, Red Herrings — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Pig which is late at night or 6:34 pm for you boring, normal people.
The moon is Waxing Gibbous

So, I’m still thinking about ways to market my blogs.

Well, not just my blogs, but my entire suite of websites, blogs and digital identities. I have ideas, naturally, and I’ve already shared some of the ideas that I’ve tried. I’ll keep working on those and on ways to measure the effectiveness of those methods. But, I also need to think of different ways to market my digital self, or selves.

Toward that end, I’ve done a little cheap, on-line research.
For starters, there was a Wired article on all this. Quite possibly, that article is how this all got wedged in my consciousness. I mean, I read Wired obsessively and always try to check out any on-line article from Wired online.
In any case, the main gist of the article is to think outside the box. Especially, when it comes to different ways to get your message, or in this case, website, in front of an audience that might not otherwise see it.
Then, following a link from there, I found an article at Forbes that goes into more details on those other ideas. It’s really a compliment to the Wired article, but, still, it has value.

So, my thought, in general, is this: Get the word out about your blog in places that aren’t obvious. “Not obvious” may be different for different blogs, or websites, but I suggest going beyond the digital world and exploring other possibilities. In a digital sense, though, try to get the site listed in places that are related to your topic, but in a peripheral way. If you write about mostly technical things, like I do, then also get your blog listed in places that talk about all the things you write about besides technical subjects.
But, in essence, when looking for places to advertise your blog, think beyond the usual and way, way outside the box.


Advice from your Uncle Jim:
"As long as you're green, you're growing; as soon as you're ripe you start to rot."
   --Ray Kroc

12/26/2007

Buddhist Quote

Filed under: Advice from your Uncle Jim, Deep Thoughts, Life Goals, Life, the Universe, and Everything, Personal, Red Herrings, hoosgot — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Ox which is in the wee hours or 9:15 pm for you boring, normal people.
The moon is Waxing Gibbous

I’m hoping someone will know this.

I vaguely recall a quote by someone, possibly famous, about the relationship of the number of keys on your keyring to the amount of attachment to the world. I can’t remember the quote, or the person who made it, but I recall that the point was to have fewer keys, and not the giant wad of them that I have. Oh, it was related to Buddhism in some way. Either the speaker was Buddhist or was paraphrasing one, I think.
So, tell me, esteemed readers, does anyone else remember the quote?


Advice from your Uncle Jim:
"We cannot be sure that we have something worth living for unless we are ready to die for it."
   --Eric Hoffer

12/25/2007

Merry Christmas

Filed under: Art, Ooo, shiny..., Personal, Red Herrings, The Network Geek at Home — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Hare which is terribly early in the morning or 1:04 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is a First Quarter Moon

Merry Christmas!

Christmas Tree 2007

God, bless us, every one.

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12/24/2007

NORAD Tracking Santa

Filed under: Fun, News and Current Events, Red Herrings — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Sheep which is in the early afternoon or 9:06 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is a First Quarter Moon

Okay, so Christmas spirit has been running a little low this year.

Until, that is, I saw that NORAD is tracking Santa.  I always knew that a guy with the kind of technology it would take to circumnavigate the globe in a single night, breaking into houses to deliver presents, then sneaking off to his secret arctic base just had to be a government contractor.

“He knows when you’re sleeping.  He knows when you’re awake.  He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!” 

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10 Things to Think About When Buying a Laptop

Filed under: Apple, Geek Work, Linux, MicroSoft, Novell, Red Herrings, Review, The Network Geek at Home — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Horse which is around lunchtime or 7:25 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is a First Quarter Moon

My laptop saved me.

As most of my regular readers know, my laptop really saved me when I was in the hospital getting my chemotherapy treatment. If I hadn’t had that, I might have just about gone crazy. For one thing, it kept me in touch with many of my friends via e-mail and blogs. For another thing, I was able to get some things done at work via that laptop and a secure, remote connection to our server. That wasn’t my intention when I bought it, but, still, it’s been a very good investment and I’m very, very happy to have made it. I’d even say it was worth going into a bit of debt to get it when I did. It was something I’d put off doing for… Well, for a very long time.

Anyway, if you’re thinking about getting a laptop, the upcoming Christmas season is as good a time as any. These days laptops go on sale just like all electronics do, at Christmas, after Christmas and at the beginning of the school year. But, with deference to the TechRepublic article from which I drew the main points, here are ten things to keep in mind when buying a new laptop:

#1: Operating system

#2: CPU#3: RAM

#4: Video card

#5: Ports

#6: Screen size

#7: Integrated wireless

#8: Integrated Bluetooth

#9: Track pad

#10: Battery life

So, if you’re taking advantage of the great sales at the last minute, keep that in mind.  And, if you’re in the market for a laptop, Microcenter is going to have some pretty great sales just after Christmas this year, it looks like.  They’ve always done right by me.
That’s NOT a paid endorsement, by the way.  They’ve just always done right by me.

12/21/2007

Blog Reading Level

Filed under: Criticism, Marginalia, and Notes, Fun, Ooo, shiny..., Red Herrings — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Snake which is mid-morning or 5:33 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is Waxing Crescent

What level is your blog at?

Apparently, my blog is at the Junior High level, which is about right. I try to write simple so folks understand. Besides, I write most of my entries at about the same level as USA Today. Oh, wait…

cash advance

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