“Zombie Attack”
Actual conversation before going to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine for the second time last night…
J: “So, uh, what’s the axe by the door for?”
Me: “In case of zombie attack.”
J: “Shouldn’t that be a shotgun then?”
Me: “Don’t want to run out of ammunition.”
J: “Aren’t you worried about getting, you know, swarmed by overwhelming numbers?”
Me: “Naw, the plan is to funnel them to the door and take ‘em one or two at a time.”
J: “Won’t you get tired?”
Me: “Eventually, I guess, but by then, it’ll be a whole different problem, right?”
J: “Hmmm…”
Me: “So, do you want to do dinner before or after the movie?”
J: “After, I think.”
Me: “Okay, let’s roll then, eh?”
J: “‘Kay.”
Everybody talks that way, right?
Everyone should totally have a Zombie attack plan. Those zombies are an unpredictable lot. Excellent! So what did you have for dinner then?
Burgers. Nothing fancy.