No, not today, but soon!
Monday, September 19th is the official Talk Like A Pirate Day. It’s an internet holiday, which means you still have to show up at the office, but at least you can talk like a pirate! Yeah, that’s pretty much the whole thing. It’s a day to celebrate talking like a pirate, created by the internet.
(Hey, what do you want from me? It’s been a tough week, okay?)