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"I had the server room from hell. It was like everytime I cleaned it, ten minutes later it was dirty again! Then I heard about Server Monkey. They said the Server Monkey system would keep my entire server room clean for up to eight whole months. They were right.
The little monkey air freshener releases a clean and fresh scent, and it emits a piercing, ultra-high frequency shriek, scientifically designed to keep my Server Monkey hard at work, 24 hours a day. Now my server room's monkey clean and monkey fresh. And my server monkey? He's more than a system administrator. He's a part of the family.
I don't know where monkeys come from.. I don't know how they reproduce.. I don't know how they eat. But I do know one thing: they were born to run server rooms. And when it's all used up, simply pick up another in any of three decorative colors: Red, Blue, or Orangutan. This little guy just started today, and, you know, I think my new Server Monkey and I are gonna make a great team."

If you're looking for the Diary of a Network Geek, it's moved here: The New Diary of a Network Geek!

This page was inspired by Saturday Night Live's Bathroom Monkey

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