I <em>Can</em> Cook!
Hey, I remember this!
Back in the Before Time, your Uncle Jim was a pretty adventurous cook. Far from gourmet, but, still, not bad and I usually did it by the seat of my pants. Er, make that, on the fly. Okay, by guess and by golly. There, that doesn't sound nasty, does it? Well, I'll admit, it was usually chicken all done up fancy with rice, white or wild, on the side. Occasionally, I'd even do a vegetable.