Yes, finally! Sashimi storage for the masses!
Okay, for those of you who are part of the Network Geek Inner Circle (that's like the Committee of 300, but smaller and more focused), you know how I love sushi. It's damn expensive so I can't afford to eat it very often, but I do enjoy it. So, for those of you in the know, I present the ultimate Network Geek storage device: Sushi USB Drives. Yes, they're not "real" fish, but they look frighteningly realistic and, well, yummy.

God, I remember this...
I used to do this all the time, before I "settled down". Oddly enough, I almost miss it. Sure, I miss being home in my comfortable bed, eating lower-fat food and doing my "regular" routine, but it's a change. I'm out here like some kind of hired gun, out to scare off the rustlers and make the unruly ranch hands shape up. Well, maybe that's going a bit too far, but I'm sort of out in the corporate wilderness carving out a settlement of IT civilization. I've missed that bit.

"The question isn't 'Am I paranoid?', but 'Am I paranoid enough?'"

Well, I'm off to Panama City, Florida today.
It'll be a week in sunny Florida, but I'll be in the server room banging away at a keyboard and a mouse. I'll be upgrading a Novell server there, along with "The Messiah". (You know, I really need to get a picture of Mike so you all can see what I mean. He's an athiest that looks like the classic portrait of Jesus. It's trippy!)

Okay, so it occurred to me that there had to be a better way.
Yeah, sure, I could talk about the evils of free porn until I'm blue in the face. I could even rant about how terrible it is to manipulate searchengines. Instead, I'm going to try and do it. Again.

WHAT?!?
What the devil am I doing talking about free porn on this very non-adult blog? Simple, talking about free porn is the fastest way to get hits. Sad, but true. In fact, John Dvorak has written an article about this called Free Porn Magic For You.

Okay, I admit that I've been blogging as an escape.

Oh, but I'm going to anyway!
I have seen the coolest computer desk with a computer built into it. These are the most incredible, fantastic, and beautiful creations I have seen. In a way, they are the ultimate case-mod. "They", in this case, are Truvia Luxury Computers, as seen at Gizmodo. I mean, the desks themselves are just gorgeous, but to have built in computers... Now, if I just had a spare $55,000. Right, anyone want to donate one to a good cause (ie. ME)?

I know I've been sort of quiet this week, so here's a tidbit.

Hmm, that's a good quesiton....
A friend asked me why I blog the other day and it really got me thinking. Why do I blog?