For just one box top....

Why are nerds unpopular?

It's duck season!

My parents arrive for a short stay tomorrow.

Never enough!

It took a year, but I did it!

Let the games begin!

What a way to spend the weekend!

Seven heros, lost.

Sitting in front of your computer can kill you!

Well, sitting in front of your computer for extended periods of time can possibly cause blood clots, which can possibly kill you. Of course, the truth is never quite as interesting as a sensationalist title, eh?
Here's the story at The Australian.