Where'd I Go Wrong?

Okay, I know I haven't lived the cleanest, holiest life, but haven't I paid for my mistakes yet?

Where have I gone wrong? Why is it that, with all the jobs I've had, none of the other network techs looked like this? In fact, why haven't any of the "guys" in the IT department looked like this? Granted, several of them may have posed for pictures this way, but, none of them quite filled out their wiring closet the same way she does. Well, maybe in my next job...

"Snips and Snails and..."

"... Puppy dog tails, that's what little boys are made of."

So, really, I don't have anything to say, but I know that if I don't post something, people will wonder if the aliens have finally come to carry me away. I keep trying to explain that they'll get the "special" e-mail from my super-secret automated dead-man switch system if that happens, but, who listens to me? So, instead of anything coherent, y'all are going to get some random snippets in a sort of stream of consciousness update.