Diary of a Network Geek

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Geek Pickup Lines, Part One

Filed under: Fun,The Network Geek at Home — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Tiger which is terribly early in the morning or 5:16 am for you boring, normal people.
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The top eleven Geek Pickup lines, as stolen from BBSpot, for your Friday afternoon funny:

Geek Pick-up Lines
11. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.
10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
9. They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.
8. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
7. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?
6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
5. My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
4. I can tell by your emoticons that you’re looking for some company.
3. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2. Want to see my Red Hat?
1. If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can hear the moans and groans from here. Hey, have a few more drinks and they’ll start to get funny. At least, that’s my working theory.


  1. Haha… #6 and #2. And of course the Star Wars ones, because I am a Star Wars geek.

    Comment by Orion — 1/20/2006 @ 10:41 pm

  2. Very funny. AT a bar the other night, my friends and I saw a very attractive girl wearing a Star Trek uniform, and we started (amongst ourselves, of course — we’re not going to mock people to their face) thinking of ST-related lines one might use: “Baby, you are Deep Space FINE!” And so on.

    Comment by Chance — 1/22/2006 @ 11:11 am

  3. What does it say about me that I would totally go home with a geek who said any of those things to me? 😉

    Comment by aka_monty — 1/22/2006 @ 1:49 pm

  4. Um, that you’re my kind of girl?
    Hmm, so, now, I’m thinking that the annual sci-fi convention is just around the corner at Rice University and these are starting to sound better and better…

    Comment by the Network Geek — 1/22/2006 @ 1:54 pm

  5. Oh, I thought it just said that I was slutty. 🙂

    Comment by aka_monty — 1/24/2006 @ 4:23 pm

  6. Hey, like I said, my kind of gal! 😉

    Comment by the Network Geek — 1/24/2006 @ 4:25 pm

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