Diary of a Network Geek

The trials and tribulations of a Certified Novell Engineer who's been stranded in Houston, Texas.


Be the perfect girl/boy-friend

Filed under: Bavarian Death Cake of Love,Fun,Life, the Universe, and Everything,Red Herrings — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Tiger which is terribly early in the morning or 5:48 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is Waning Gibbous

Okay, now, remember, this is silly.

Not to be taken seriously. At least, not very seriously.
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So, good luck with that.

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