Oh. My. God.

I have no idea who came up with this idea for their kid's costume, but, according to BoingBoing, you can get your kid a Toilet Costume.  But, wait, there's yet another way to scar your kid for life, the Whopee Cushion Costume!
And, if you don't have kids, you can torture your poor dog with a costume, instead.

Really, I think those links speak for themselves.
Happy Friday!