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Excuses for a Fee

Submitted by Ryumaou on

Need a last minute excuse?

Better yet, do you need a last minute excuse that sounds plausible? Well, there's a firm in Chicago that will make up an excuse for you, for a fee.  This probably would have helped you poor sods that forgot to get flowers for your significant others yesterday.  It's probably also too late for this year, but, maybe next year.