MP3s from Vinyl?

Okay, I have to admit, this sounds cool.

You might have tonnes of MP3s that you ripped from your own, personal CDs, but what about all that old vinyl you've got? I mean, you spent a fortune on it and now it sits, lovingly cared for, on a shelf, unused. Well, what if you could make all that vinyl into digital? Now, you can, thanks to a program called Gramofile.

Now, if I can just get something that will update my tapes and 8Tracks....

The Federal Excuse Makers

And, the secret agents reply!

In a follow-up article to my last entry, the Pentagon defends their master plan to invade our privacy. Oh, and they changed the name of the little devil to put our minds at ease. Yeah, like that's gonna' help! Didn't they learn anything from the whole Predator thing?
Anyway, I guess we better start being carful to only buy the "right things". No more Arabica coffee, eh? Hate to have anyone in the government think I was drinking an un-American cup of coffee!