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Submitted by Ryumaou on

I woke up this morning spooning my dog.

Let that soak in for a minute...
Spooning.  My.  Dog.

Now, while there's nothing intrinsically wrong with this, I still found it a little disturbing.  Perhaps more so because I had a dream about getting two flat tires with my ex-wife in the car and her remaining perfectly calm the whole time.  Obviously, it was a dream, because that would never have happened in life.  Trust me.

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