"What do you mean, I'm in charge of the project?"

Or, Why Uncle Jim Is Smart Enough To Self-Edit.

Sort of like a "lease light".

Yes, jokes with politically correct punchlines.
Ironically, they're still funny! Yes, honest, realistic answers and endings to the start of jokes can be funny in their own uncomfortable, ironic way. These came to us via Boing Boing, but are on Something Awful (warning, this site might get a little bit more than PG-13).
I think my favorite is:
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing."

You know what I really miss about being married?

You can still learn to be a good guest on Thanksgiving.

Or, Uncle Jim becomes a slum-lord.

Allow me to explain...
I have recieved word that my sainted mother's world-famous orange rolls are currently winging their way to me from distant Chicagoland. This might not seem like a big thing, but, believe me when I tell you those orange rolls taste like love.

I want one!
Hey, I know Negroponte designed these for kids in developing nations, but, uh, I want one. I mean, c'mon, who wouldn't want one? And, if I can load Linux on it, well, that would be just peachy.

No, not "blue" content. Adult!