Diary of a Network Geek

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11/25/2005

PC Punchlines

Filed under: Art,Criticism, Marginalia, and Notes,Deep Thoughts,Fun,Things to Read — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Tiger which is terribly early in the morning or 5:30 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is Waning Crescent

Yes, jokes with politically correct punchlines.
Ironically, they’re still funny! Yes, honest, realistic answers and endings to the start of jokes can be funny in their own uncomfortable, ironic way. These came to us via Boing Boing, but are on Something Awful (warning, this site might get a little bit more than PG-13).
I think my favorite is:
“Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.”

Or,
“Jesus is hanging on the cross and John approaches.
John says: “Jesus, its John. How may I serve thee ain thy time of need?”
Jesus replies: “YEEEAAAAAAAARGGHGGGHGGHGGGHGGHGGH!!!!!” ”
(Yes, it’s a little sacreligious, but, c’mon, it’s still funny in a gross kind of way!)

Or, possibly,
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
The wallet inspector!
Ditch the jokes and come inside, Tim, it’s fucking cold. ”

Anyway, it’s the Friday after Thanksgiving, and if you’re reading this blog, you probably have a warped sense of humor and could use a laugh, so click the link and enjoy.

4 Comments

  1. Gee, there went fifteen seconds I could have napped. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Comment by Mark — 11/25/2005 @ 8:59 am

  2. What about those of us without warped senses of humor?

    Comment by Thomas — 11/25/2005 @ 9:58 pm

  3. You poor saps on your own! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Comment by the Network Geek — 11/25/2005 @ 10:02 pm

  4. I always heard the jesus one as “get me the fuck down from here!!!!” but some of my friends are a little messed up.

    Comment by Melissa — 11/26/2005 @ 8:14 pm

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