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9/29/2007

What Women Want

Filed under: Advice from your Uncle Jim,Bavarian Death Cake of Love,Criticism, Marginalia, and Notes,Red Herrings — Posted by the Network Geek during the Hour of the Snake which is mid-morning or 10:18 am for you boring, normal people.
The moon is Waning Gibbous

Not that I’d know, personally…

I know I’ve touched on it before, but here’s another article about dating at work. Of course, what I need are tips for dating someone from church, but no one’s written about that yet. I wonder why?
Well, while we ponder that mystery, here’s an article on what women want men to wear. Is it accurate, ladies? Should I be wearing rugged Levi’s with a white t-shirt? Or something that matches my eyes?
And, finally, for those readers who are married, how to argue with your wife, though, I would say avoid that if possible. Incidentally, these tips work pretty well for women arguing with their husbands, too.


Advice from your Uncle Jim:
"Everyone deserves to be happy, but not if that happiness is dependent on imprisoning or enslaving another human being."
   --Unintentionally ironic comment left on a blog

2 Comments

  1. Seems to me that the best advice for dating *anywhere* is to start slowly! Hang out in a group, go for coffee or something simple. I always hated spending an entire evening alone with someone I hardly knew, so I would take the initiative and just spend an hour or so over coffee or lunch until I determined that I wanted to spend more time with the fellow. I always found “traditional dating” to be a drag.

    As for how a fellow dresses… I dig jeans and tee-shirts. No cologne. No covering up the gray. And I see a huge red flag when a guy won’t wear sandals! If he thinks “men don’t do that” then he likely has other anatomy-based biases that I want no part of!

    But that’s just me, and I readily acknowledge that I ain’t normal. In fact, perhaps now is the perfect time for me to post The List…

    Comment by Ethel — 9/29/2007 @ 11:35 am

  2. Here’s some help for you Jim 🙂

    TOP TEN CHRISTIAN PICK-UP LINES

    10. “I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”

    9. “Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?”

    8. “I don’t see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.”

    7. “What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss’?”

    6. “You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.” (DO NOT get this confused!)

    5. “You know, I’m really into relationship evangelism.”

    4. “I’m pretty flexible–I don’t think a woman should be submissive on the first date.”

    3. “Before tonight, I never believed in predestination…”

    2. “Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.”

    1. “I hear there’s going to be a love offering tonight.”

    10 LINES CHRISTIAN WOMEN USE TO BREAK-UP

    10. “I’m sorry, I’ve found someone more spiritual.”

    9. “I’m sorry, it’s just not God’s will.”

    8. “I feel called to the ministry…very soon and very far from you as soon as possible.”

    7. “I’m sorry, it could never work. I’m a sanguine and you’re a phlegmatic.” (Or ISTJ and you’re ENFP)

    6. “God loves me and must have a better plan for my life.”

    5. “You know, I feel like I’m dating my brother.”

    4. “At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together.”

    3. “You need someone with lower standards.”

    2. “I think we should just be prayer partners.”

    1. “I do love you, but it’s just agape now.”

    Comment by Peter the Brit — 9/29/2007 @ 2:00 pm

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